Jerks [in fake voice], I just got your message, and I gotta tell ya, your Mrs.’s would be more than happy to have you listening to Episode 67. For the better pod, you gotta go with M***, M*** L****Y. From start to finish, we do all the work. There’s the war on milk, Hunky Hennings, and Trump as a greaser. You can’t pass this up. I know where you live. Call me. M*** L***y. Call me.
For the better listening. For the only listening, you gotta check out Have a Good Night Court on Apple Podcasts and Google Play. You must. You can’t pass this up. We also did a blog at http://jerkpractice.com/ and https://www.facebook.com/jerkpracticepod/ just for you. For the better pods, for the only pods. I know where you live. M*** L****y. Call me. I’m lonely.
“Sorry golf, I’m gay.”