What would happen if two people who have been to Walt Disney World more times than is probably healthy were actually put in charge? Chaos. Magic. Possibly a ban. In Part One of this ongoing series, Jason and Collin start dismantling the Disney World experience piece by piece — and rebuilding it in their image. From park hours to the Lightning Lane situation (yes, we're going there), from resort tiers to the food that needs to disappear immediately, no corner of the Most Magical Place on Earth is safe. This is not a complaint session. This is a vision. A beautiful, petty, deeply considered vision. Buckle up, because if we ran Disney World, things would be very different — and honestly, a lot better.

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