We're back from vacation and ready to take you terrors to new heights! Join us as we delve into the murky and government controlled landscape of DNA Genealogy testing through services such as 23andMe and AncestryDNA. Turns out, all of our DNA is going straight to the U.S. Government for testing and cloning purposes! Just kidding, but honestly who knows. Also, explore the scientifically engaging and possibly fake condition known as Foreign Accent Syndrome. Finally, an answer to why Gwyneth Paltrow has been so annoying. Pull out your family trees and stay horrified!

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