We start off this week's episode with O'Neill as skeptical as ever. He doesn't believe that a muscular man with a mustache had a bald eagle on his arm in an airport (despite video evidence that shows said event happening). Danish gives an update about his battle over his holiday flight from hell. After that, we head to O'Neill's home state of Indiana to tell a beautiful feel-good story about a strip club and church. Next, we detail the world of competitive kegeling. Come on, everybody, start competing! Then, it's time to gather your children around for a long story that blows O'Neill's mind and may have ruined his life. And no, it's not about mountain lions. Then, it's a grab bag of grab-ass. Shinpei, everyone. Shinpei.