I regret having to play this tape for you, Policies. Bear witness to my lowest moment.

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Written by Mark Soloff. Directed by Jeffrey Gardner. Sound Design by Ryan Schile. Music by Stephen Poon. Episode art by Lauren Faits. Produced by Jeffrey Gardner. Recording Engineering by Mel Ruder, Created by Clayton Faits. Special thanks to our sponsor for this episode, the Second City Training Center.

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