Chris and Greg's mom is caught on tape revealing that Tucker Carlson "wears a wig." A dusty wig. And Chris reminds everyone Matthew McConaughey used to be bald. ALSO: "Glass Onion" is like that U2 album that got put on everyone's iTunes. Glass Onion is a pretentious "Cannonball Run." Billionaires can't be satirized, because they are already an unfunny joke. PLUS: The new Advice King column, and a song of the week by Glen Campbell!!

Glen Campbell - "Country Boy": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v79n73FQ5aI
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