AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!

Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg

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Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA

Theocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern scumbags ordering scoops of ice cream from DoorDash. A song of the week from Ronnie Milsap!

Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE

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Chris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song of the week from Marc Jordan!!!

Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk

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Chris and Greg revisit the all-vape economy. ALSO: Philosophers competing to be in the worst mood ever. PLUS: The differences between women and men?! A song of the week from Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys!!!

The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg

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A short one, with great air conditioning. Chris reads the latest Advice King, and a soothing song of the week from Dan Fogelberg!

Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs

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Chris scales the sheer face of COLD BREW - alone! All the usual complaints, PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML  listeners. 

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I had a great conversation with my old friend Rick Wood about all kinds of stuff. Here's the link to his Bandcamp: 

"Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/

Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk

Vice Magazine, and the sexification of the "news." ALSO: There will never be another Democratic President. PLUS: A pretty, peaceful song of the week from Nick Lowe!!!

Nick Lowe - "True Love Travels on a Gravel Road: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rQQPFM2c34

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An Airbnb inside a beer vat. F*ck Jelly Roll. ALSO: Walton Goggins, avatar. Giving America a wedgie. PLUS: Murder drones, Monty Python and a song of the week from The Damned!!!

The Damned - "Neat Neat Neat": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXKDtkCzSCw

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WE NEED A COLD BREW SPONSOR! A sailboat named "188." Bringing your A-game to the blog roll! ALSO: The truth is defintely not what people are interested in. PLUS: The dangerous hypocrisy of evangelical Christians, and a song of the week from John Cale!!!!

John Cale - "NIGHT CRAWLING": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50X3_OpXZWg

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