Cold Brew Got Me Like

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Cold Brew Got Me Like episodes

August 06, 2025 Episode 199: Paying for Dinner with Peacock Feathers
Donegan's high-performance caveman clubs! ALSO: How rich people could learn gratitude from Indonesian monkeys trading smartphones for mangos. PLUS: Talking about gender roles to avoid talking about fascism, and a song of the week from John Grant!!!!!

John Grant - "Queen of Denmark": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_oNylzsY7I

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1 hr 19 min
July 23, 2025 Episode 198: The Grunge Report
The Grunge Report! Chris paid a therapist to talk about Alice in Chains. ALSO: Aging parents. PLUS: A song of the week from Raekwon and Nas!!!

Raekwon - "The Omerta": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg2nS_qB6xc

Video for Chris' song "Side Effects": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5F0I8d2OOU

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Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
1 hr 14 min
July 21, 2025 Episode 197: Americans Think Major Brands Are Their Friends
Evangelical Christians lying, passionately. Greg Abbott mansplains Football to Flood Victims. ALSO: Greg thinks we should "consult with the French," and try to tow away the Statue of Liberty - both great ideas. PLUS: A great Advice King column, and a song from Bob Vylan!!!

Bob Vylan - "Reign": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1UXPrf_84&list=RDLh1UXPrf_84&start_radio=1

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
1 hr 32 min
July 08, 2025 Episode 196: Pretty Take Machine™
AUDIO ISSUES and...these motherf*ckers want to kill everybody. ALSO: F*ck Russ Douthat's unpronouncable name. PLUS: An old, relevant, Advice King, and as song of the week from Oasis!!!!

Oasis - "My Big Mouth": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nQLTE0blQg

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Some weirdo reads Chris's column: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy2GDskH2FA
1 hr 30 min
July 02, 2025 Episode 195: If You Have a Train Set, You Have Low T
Theocratic tax-cutting. Russell Vought, abused child. ALSO: Peter Thiel should try calling people stagnant at the Elk's Lodge. PLUS: Chris impersonates modern music! Modern scumbags ordering scoops of ice cream from DoorDash. A song of the week from Ronnie Milsap!

Ronnie Milsap - "Stranger in My House": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYrXp8aQHsE

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
1 hr 46 min
June 23, 2025 Episode 194: Jedi Brown
Chris spirals, and Greg does his best to save him. ALSO: How to turn a defunct smoothie company into an opportunity to make a big speech. PLUS: Renaming Buster Brown, and a song of the week from Marc Jordan!!!

Marc Jordan - "Marina Del Rey": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaxBpvRkRk

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com

1 hr 19 min
June 19, 2025 Episode 193: Sexual Pursuits - The Vape Flavor
Chris and Greg revisit the all-vape economy. ALSO: Philosophers competing to be in the worst mood ever. PLUS: The differences between women and men?! A song of the week from Brian Wilson/The Beach Boys!!!

The Beach Boys - "I Know There's an Answer": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TfUo2Pg0Sg

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Channel Nonfiction: ChannelNonfiction.com
1 hr 4 min
June 11, 2025 Episode 192: Free Solo II
A short one, with great air conditioning. Chris reads the latest Advice King, and a soothing song of the week from Dan Fogelberg!

Dan Fogelberg - "There's a Place in the World For a Gambler": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2fp24RsVjs

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton
32 min
June 03, 2025 Episode 191: Free Solo
Chris scales the sheer face of COLD BREW - alone! All the usual complaints, PLUS Chris's new single "Vitamin D" - out Friday everyehere - in its entirety EXCLUSIVELY for #CBGML listeners.

Cold Brew Patreon: Patreon.com/ChrisCrofton

Chris Crofton Bandcamp: ChrisCrofton.bandcamp.com
1 hr 22 min
May 27, 2025 Cold Brew Conversations VII: Comedian/Musician Rick Wood
I had a great conversation with my old friend Rick Wood about all kinds of stuff. Here's the link to his Bandcamp:

"Lone Jogger" - https://lonejogger.bandcamp.com/

Here's some of his stand-up, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NUe7Dv2Gwk
1 hr 16 min

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Chris Crofton and his brother Greg have you over for a cup(s) of nitro, and a wide-ranging discussion of whatever is on their minds. Topics typically include injustice, poetry and payphones. New…