Hey guys! It's just me Lance again.

This week we finally get Lance back on to have a chat, but this week we look at his past to see what he got upto in his mischievous years that saw him get trouble written on his tum tums.

In the news we have the ugly contrast of voter fraud in the US - a mistake by a black woman and a blatant flaunting of the rules by a rich white couple. Can you guess who got in trouble? Jack puts his polyethelene where his mouth is and promises to eat a stubby holder if the white guys get locked up. BUT ONLY FOR PATRONS (please give us money).

We have a couple of retractions to make and we also make a note of the awful passing of Taylor Hawkins and the shitty antivax takes on his death. We figure this is going to happen to every public figure from here until forever so we are making a general rule not to cover these dopey theories (unless they are very funny).

And, of course, we check in on the cookers in Canberra and have a little laugh at their misfortune and bad behaviour. This week it's been Cooker vs. Bus.

Bus 2 - Cookers 0.

Pete has a big week catching up on his passion - womens sports - and shares his thoughts on trans athletes. What a great guy he is. Love and light!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST! We forgot to mention this last week because we are old and full of dementia but Ash Jackson is ALMOST ACROSS THE LINE for the fundraiser. Why am I yelling? BECAUSE SHE DESERVES SOME HELP!

Transphobic attacks are bullshit and we gotta protect our own. To those that have donated - thank you so much. But if you haven't - chuck in a fiver and get us over that line - it will feel good as it whooshes past!