The Heartland Crew are back from vacation and waste no time getting weird with the weekend's trending stories. Learn about canoe sex, bad tippers, and how to save money on your car insurance. Kick off your Monday with some incredibly blunt listener questions.  This episode features @toddmccomas, @digz, @nickmaraldo, @thejeffvibbert, @shaunlatham, and @jourdynberry.  Also featured is Jimmy Shubert's piece "Conjoinal Nightmare" from his album Animal Instincts. Follow @JimmyShubert or visit www.jimmyshubert.com.