This week we are going back to basics and looking at cooker scams! After Dave Oneegs and his mate Dottie had their bank accounts frozen for their role in what looks to be fairly straight forward charity fraud it's become talk of the town that cooked idiots are scammers. But we've known that for ages. Shit, Lucky Lance has made it his life's work to expose their nonsense.

In other news we look at Crackernomics, a new approach to the mortgage industry that will definitely work in reality and should see the UAP scrape into majority at 78 or so seats with Crackers Kelly as PM and Minister for Making Banks Upset. Sure.

And we look at much more sinister behaviour from the republicans in the USA and just a friendly content warning - that bit contains references to sexual assault.

Wayne Glew is dead! Or is he...?

Pete has a big week worrying that a new disinformation governance board will ruin his new career as a full time unpaid shitposter. Oh no!

Enjoy!