Aaaand, we're back! Congrats on not killing yourselves guys, it's hard out on this planet earth. On today's episode of The Voices In Our Heads, your trusty traumatized host, KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, explores some of her favorite topics that include but are not limited to:

- Replacing mundane news headlines with more exciting alien headlines

- Saying goodbye forever to my baby girl Mustang, Peaches

- Fuckboi Theater: Cornhole Edition

- A dramatic reading of Diane Keaton's Instagram captions which she types in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS

- A new way we should talk about age

And lastly, a reading from Carder Stout's book We Are All Addicts all about addiction to success.