In this episode, Jessica makes Natasha watch one of her favourite cop-slash-crime shows, White Collar. This, of course, leads to a discussion of The Generic Cop Show TM, normal everyday heterosexual couple bullshit, and just how queerbait-y this pilot episode is versus just how much Peter is Absolutely Neal's Dad during the rest of the show. Will Natasha convince Jessica that Neal and Peter should kiss? Will Jessica remember that Peter and Elizabeth have been married for a decade? Will Natasha succumb to Neal Caffrey's charm and be conned into watching all of White Collar? Listen to find out!