WOO BABY THE BIG DERBOSKI IS BACK FOR THE 20TH TIME ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! THAT IS RIGHT! 20 EPISODES STRONG, THROUGH THICK AND THROUGH THIN, EVEN THROUGH A FRIGGIN’ NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE! DERK BRIGANTE HAS SURVIVED IT ALL SO YOU CAN KEEP GETTING THE BEST IN SURF FROM AROUND THE EARTH! EPISODE 20 … Continue reading EPISODE 20 →

EPISODE 19 WHAT’S GOOD FINKS? WAIT DON’T ANSWER THAT … LEMME TELL YA WHAT’S GOOD… IT’S THE SUMMER… IT’S JULY… IT’S A FULL MOON… AND THE TIDE IS HIGH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I suppose ya know what that all means too… IT MEANS WE GOT ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 ON OUR HANDS!!! DANG!!! … Continue reading EPISODE 19 →

EPISODE 18 – BACK 2 NORMAL WHAT DAY IS IT? UHHHHHH… IT’S FRIDAY! NICE! WAITAMINUTE… IT’S ACTUALLY… HOLY MOLEY!!! NOT ONLY THAT… IT’S A FULL MOON! I’M SURE YOU FINKS KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS… YEH, IT MEANS THERE’S A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 200! TOO SWEEEEEEEEET! IT SEEMS TO BE YER … Continue reading EPISODE 18 – BACK 2 NORMAL →

OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 ONLINE…  BEGINNING TEXT TRANSMISSION … DERK BRIGANTE STATUS … UNAVAILABLE… RESPONSE… LAZY FINK. IN DERK’S ABSCENCE, OPERATING SYSTEM DB683 MUST TRANSMIT COMMUNICATION FOR SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000. BEGINNING COMMUNICATION 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01001100 01000001 01011010 01011001 00100000 01000110 01001001 01001110 01001011 01010011 00100000 01000100 01001111 01001110 00100111 01010100 00100000 01000001 01010000 … Continue reading EPISODE 16 – THE SYNTHPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2.000 →

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT IS ABOUT DAMN TIME! THE BIG DERBOSKI IS FINALLY BACK ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE! How I’m still alive is a friggin’ miracle… I’ve survived possession, Judgement Day, the Nuclear Apocalypse, and even a skunky beer from SATAN! I guess you can now chalk up getting … Continue reading EPISODE 17 – A TALE OF TWO DERKS →

The Surfphony of Derstruction Souled Out YO FINKS it seems a little education is in store so LISTEN UP! It’s about time that the Surfphony of Derstruction is SOULED OUT! No more mister nice guy, it’s time for the Big Derboski to go Hollywood! Now it’s time for a new world order… It’s time for … Continue reading EPISODE 15 … SOULED OUT! →

Boy oh boy, it’s been one helluva time here in the nuclear apocalypse. Things have been pretty rough for the Big Derboski but, ya know what, I don’t mind too much! Last time the Big Surf came in with the high tide, I picked up on a rumor that there is an arcade on the … Continue reading EPISODE 14 – 2000 AD… PART 2 →

UH OH!!! IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD, BABY!   DAG YO! The Big Derboski is out here wilin’ in the nuclear apocalypse! How did I get down here? Well, it’s a long story and I feel like regalin’ this old tale so grab a seat, fink, cause it’s time for a tall tale, ya dig? … Continue reading EPISODE 13 – SURFPHONY AD: AFTER… DERK →

THERE’S A FULL MOON OUT IN THE SKY TONIGHT WOOOOO!! YES THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION IS HERE! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE BIG DERBOSKI HAS COME ASHORE! one problem though… IT’S THE END OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!! DAAAAAAANG! NOT QUITE LIVE BUT STILL ALIVE, I’M BRINGING THE LAST EPISODE OF THE MONTH AND MAYBE… FOREVER?? … Continue reading EPISODE 12 – THE END →

GOOD EVENING! October is here and that means Halloween is coming back to haunt us again! In the spirit of the haunting holiday, Derk Brigante has given me the keys to the Surfphony of Derstruction 2000 and asked that I do what he does each month… bring to you a top-notch episode of the Big … Continue reading EPISODE 10 – B000 →