HEY FINKS THIS IS DERK … ~*~FROM THE FUTURE~*~ THE FUTURE I COME FROM IS FEBRUARY 22ND 2016… THE NIGHT OF THE FULL MOON! THE PRESENT DERK, HE’S OUT ON VACATION AND WON’T BE ABLE TO UPLOAD THE SURFPHONY ON THE FULL MOON IN YOUR TIME! SO IT’S UP TO ME, FUTURE DERK, TO BRING … Continue reading EPISODE 39 →

NEW YEAR NEW SURFPHONY NEW MOON! WAIT SCRATCH THAT NO IT’S A FUUUUULL MOON! AWOOOOOOOO! THE TIDE IS HIGH AND THE WAVES ARE CHOPPY SO WE GOTTA SETTLE ‘EM DOWN WITH SOME SURF TUNES! I’M OUT HERE WITH EVERYTHING YA NEED TO KEEP COOL! I GOT DICK DALE, HUEVO RANCHEROS, LOS OXIDADOS, THE HOLLYWOOD TORNADOES! … Continue reading EPISODE 38 →

WELL MERRY CHRISTMAS OR HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR WHATEVER I DON’T REALLY CARE FINKS. WHATEVER FLOATS YER BOAT. I KNOW WHAT FLOATS MINE AND THAT’S A SOLID PIECE OF FOAM CAUSE IT’S NOT A BOAT IT’S A DANG OL SURFBOARD! HANGIN TEN IN THE MOST STYLISH MANNER, TAKE A LOOK CAUSE IT’S DERK BRIGANTE DOIN’ WHAT … Continue reading EPISODE 37 →

IT’S ANOTHER FULL MOON AND IT’S ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE BEST SURF PODCAST AROUND, IT’S THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000 FOR THE 36TH TIME, NOW CAN YOU DIG IT?! LOTS OF SURF FROM ALL OVER THE EARTH ON THIS EPISODE! WE HAVE RUSSIA, SPAIN, CANADA, USA, JAPAN! YOU NAME IT WE GOT IT! BANDS LIKE KING … Continue reading EPISODE 36 →

Good evening boys and ghouls! It is I, Count Von Derkula, the ghost with the most here to bring you another spine-chilling episode of the Surfphony of Derstruction BOOOOOOOO THOUSAND! It is Halloween once again and so I am inviting you to the greatest party of your afterlife. Are you afraid of the dark? Of … Continue reading EPISODE 35 – BOOOO THOUSAND 2K15 →

BIG NEWS ON THE BIG SURF! THE DEBUT OF LUAU OR DIE’S NEW ALBUM, DEAD ON THE FLOOR VOLUME 2! BETTER LISTEN IN TO CATCH THE NEW TRACKS FROM THE SURFER SPIES INCLUDING A WICKED EXCLUSIVE SONG ONLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION 2000! OF COURSE I GOT A FEW MORE SURF TRAX FOR YA, … Continue reading EPISODE 34 →

WELL ALRIGHT! THE BIG SURF IS BACK IN A BIG WAY AND IT AIN’T IN POG FORM! NOPE CAUSE THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION TWO…. THOOOOOOOOOUSAND IS BACK IN BUSINESS AND BACK TO BASICS! NO WACKY TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS NO DUELING DERKS, JUST THE BIG DERBOSKI AND THE SURF MUSIC YOU’VE BEEN CHOMPING AT THE BIT … Continue reading EPISODE 33 →

PREVIOUSLY ON THE SURFPHONY OF DERSTRUCTION… TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HAVE TAKEN OVER THE AXIS OF TIME ONCE AGAIN AS DERK BRIGANTE TRIES TO KEEP THE BIG SURF UP AND RUNNING! ARE THESE PROBLEMS DUE TO FAULTY WIRING OR THE MACHINATIONS OF A BLACK TEE-CLAD RIVAL? OF COURSE IT’S THE LATTER! HOLLYWOOD IS NONE TOO HAPPY HAVING … Continue reading EPISODE 32 – LET THE BLOOD RUN RED →

LAST MONTH THE BIG DOUBLE D PUT THE SURFPHONY ON THE ROCKS WITH EXODERKA BUT NOW DERK BRIGANTE IS BACK IN CHARGE AND HE’S GOT A FULLY LOAD*KZZZZTT*FROM AROUND THE EARTH! JULY IS A SPECIAL MONTH FOR THE BIG SU*BZZZZZTTTTT* TWO FULL MOONS! I’M NOT ONE TO SLACK OFF SO I WI-*KZZZZZTBZZZZTTTTTT* TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES PLEASE … Continue reading EPISODE 31- ONCE IN A BLUE MOON →

Good evening folks, it’s the Big Double D here, that is Derk Derkson not quite live but still alive from the Full Moon Lounge. It’s my turn to take over the Surfphony of Derstruction and do what I do best… play the latest and the greatest in Exotic Surf from around the Earth. My friend, … Continue reading EPISODE 30 – EXODERKA →