Episodes - theDAMNcast

Hello and welcome to our very first Archival Frankenstein episode. What exactly is an Archival Frankenstein episode, well I'll tell you. We took a segment from 3 archived episodes (shows not on iTunes anymore), and Frankensteined them together to create an entirely new-ish episode! This 1st Arch Frank episode consists of the 1st segment from episode 39 (LIVE BUMPER MONDAY), the 2nd segment from episode 27 (Porno Warts) featuring an interview with NE Ohio musician Andy Powder (Dustcrushers) and the 3rd segment is from episode 11 (With Wendys On It's Breath). We don't usually take a week off, but when we do, you can expect another Arch Frank episode, because if we don't put something out, Curtis dies a little more inside. Enjoy!

Welcome to Episode 170.5, topics include: Piece of shit Facebook live stream Murderer Stevie Steve kills himself waiting for fresh McDonald's fries, Donald Trump has been Tweeting up a storm lately and Alex Jones admits that he's a Fake Ass Bitch (Performance Artist). All that and more on this weeks fantastic "2nd show" of theDAMNcast!

(on actual people), Bunker sales are up and Curtis admits to kissing another man. In the second segment we talk to Author and Poet, Donora Rihn (interview starts at the 1:02:45 mark). Donora has written a book with her husband (The Marriage of Heaven and Hell: An Election Cycle (with Andrew Rihn; Moria Books/Locofo Chaps, 2017) and she's kind of a Jeff Bridges whisperer (she tells us what she thinks Jeff Bridges would say to us). In the 3rd segment we wrap it all up with the Amazon Pick of the Week (When the Grid Goes Down Survival Guide $12.06) and Marty reminisces about ANALOG SHITTING. All that and more on this weeks EXPLOSIVE episode 170 of theDAMNcast!

Welcome to Thursdays episode 169.5, topics include: Trump bombs Syria for killing "beautiful babies", United Airlines roughs up a customer (that's putting it mildly) and Heroin addicts are overdosing on Imodium. Oh, and a Youngstown Ohio man, who raped and murdered a 10 year old girl and burned her house down with her grandparents in it, rightfully jumps to his death before his trial gets underway! All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode 169.5 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to episode 169, friend of the show and voice of theDAMNcast theme song, Joe Howze, is sitting in. Topics include: Putin is a Gay Clown and portraying him that way will get you arrested in Russia, Male Contraceptive Gel is here and Acacia gives us all a lesson in proper Social Media tagging etiquette. In the second segment Reiki Master and Access Bar Healer, Stephanie Baker stops by theDAMNstudio to talk to us about the art of Reiki and more (interview starts at the 46:38 mark). She even gives theDAMNcasters their Aura Totems (one of us is a trash can, can you guess which one?). If you would like to know more about how to take advantage of Stephanie's fantastic services, just click this link http://risingsunholistic.com/stephanie-baker/. We cut the show a little short this week to go have some (homemade) 3 year anniversary ice cream cake, and GODDAMN it was FUCKING GOOD! A BIG THANKS to everyone who has listened and/or contributed to our weird corner on the Interwebs over the past 3 years. We Speak Your Names!

Welcome to Thursday's episode 168.5, topics include: Bill O'Reilly is a fucking scumbag (duh), Toxic gas kills dozens (including many children) in Syria and Do Dolphins menstruate? This is our unofficial 3 year anniversary (which I'm sure we'll talk more about on Mondays show) so thanks to everyone who's listened and/or contributed! It's been one hell of a ride and we wouldn't be here without all you wonderful people. As always remember to enjoy!

Welcome to theDAMNcast episode 168, first segment topics include: the Male Real Doll is finally here (for all you women who want a stiff dick in the sack that won't make a fuss when you shove your fist up his ass), Televangelist Ernest Angley owes almost $400,000 to former employees for back pay and Mexico City has a subway seat that features the imprint of a flaccid penis. In second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Mike Shustock (interview starts at the 56:08 mark). Mike is the youngest of 10 children, can you guess what religion Mike was raised (it's the one that doesn't "believe" in condoms)? We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment where we discuss the new trailer for the "IT" remake (It Looks Fucking Awesome), and of course the Amazon Pick of the Week (A giant dildo that's attached to a torso for only $169.99). All that and so much more on this week's Monday episode 168 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

Welcome to the this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast! Topics include: Donald Trump is currently under an FBI investigation, Tomi Lahren is Pro Choice and Cheerios tries to save the bees but royally fucks up. Marty stops by for 2nd segment and Curtis makes a dumb joke that Acacia thinks is "disgusting". All that and more on this weeks Thursday Episode 166.5 of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to Mondays episode 166, topics include: Snoop Dogg shoots Trump (in a video), Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Jr thinks Heroin is just SLIGHTLY worse than Cannabis and SOMEONE trained a Raccoon to love BOOBS (who doesn't LOVE BOOBS?). In the second segment we talk to Standup Comedian Tom Simmons (interview starts at the 42:20 mark). Tom's currently on the American Heretics Comedy Tour with Stewart Huff and Jay Whitecotton. We talk to Tom about many things including... Trump (duh), how Tom is just now getting truly comfortable on stage, and why he always says YES (even to lame ass podcasts). Tom is a seriously funny motherfucker so everyone should definitely check him out on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/TomSimmonsComedy, Twitter @TSimmonsComedy and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/tsimmonscomedy/. We wrap it all up in the 3rd segment with Penis Botox (it makes you bigger when flaccid, keeps you harder, longer... and gives you a boner even when your body fails you) and Soft-core Porn (who the fuck watches this shit anyway?). All that and more on this weeks Monday episode 166 of theDAMNcast! BIG THANKS to C-Doc for the music on episode 166 including the songs "Thorn Run Road" and "200% Free", both from the White LP.

Welcome to theDAMNcast's Thursday show, this week called theDAMNcast Point Five! Acacia is not in favor of that title, so we will most likely call it something different next week. This weeks topics include: MormonLeaks, Mouse Colnies and Aboriginals. Thanks for listening and we'll see you on Monday for the Full Version of the show featuring Comedian Tom Simmons!