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Episode 122 is basically just Marty bitching about things that he thinks people are way over sensitive about. Some of his bitching topics include a Victoria's secret model who quit because "they" wanted her to lose weight, and a Gap ad where some people are upset over one of the models, who happens to be black, being used as an arm rest. We were supposed to have Josh, the owner of the Auricle, A club/bar in downtown Canton Ohio, on during second segment, but unfortunately he had to cancel for unforseen circumstances. But hey, Marks on the show again, so those of you who are BIG Mark fans should be overjoyed. All that and mroe on this weeks episode 122 of theDAMNcast!

Episode 122 is basically just Marty bitching about things that he thinks people are way over sensitive about. Some of his bitching topics include a Victoria's secret model who quit because "they" wanted her to lose weight, and a Gap ad where some people are upset over one of the models, who happens to be black, being used as an arm rest. We were supposed to have Josh, the owner of the Auricle, A club/bar in downtown Canton Ohio, on during second segment, but unfortunately he had to cancel for unforseen circumstances. But hey, Marks on the show again, so those of you who are BIG Mark fans should be overjoyed. All that and mroe on this weeks episode 122 of theDAMNcast!

Here it is folks, our 2 year anniversary episode! It's hard to believe that 2 years ago Curtis, Acacia, Marty and George starting pod-casting every week. It's been quite a ride, and to help us celebrate this amazing achievement of consistency is former theDAMNcast member George, calling in from Mississippi. But before we start reminiscing with George, we have a few crazy topics to discuss first, including: Someone started a Kickstarter so they can brew the very first beer made out of vagina essence, a group of 1st graders plot to poison another 1st grader, and an egg hunt sponsored by Pez candies, gets violent. Oh, and we finally get through a GOD DAMN Zimbio quiz, where Curtis forgets his FUCKING ABC's! All on this very special 2 year anniversary episode of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

Here it is folks, our 2 year anniversary episode! It's hard to believe that 2 years ago Curtis, Acacia, Marty and George starting pod-casting every week. It's been quite a ride, and to help us celebrate this amazing achievement of consistency is former theDAMNcast member George, calling in from Mississippi. But before we start reminiscing with George, we have a few crazy topics to discuss first, including: Someone started a Kickstarter so they can brew the very first beer made out of vagina essence, a group of 1st graders plot to poison another 1st grader, and an egg hunt sponsored by Pez candies, gets violent. Oh, and we finally get through a GOD DAMN Zimbio quiz, where Curtis forgets his FUCKING ABC's! All on this very special 2 year anniversary episode of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

Episode 120 marks the return of Mark. Topics include: VR Porn has finally arrived on PornHub, Katt Williams got beat up by a 7th grader and A story about a man who was arrested for not returning the classically bad movie, "Freddy Got Fingered", after 14 years. The 2nd segment is all about Mark. He had quite an eventful day, on the day that he returned. He's quit all nicotine products, and he tailed a man who was following a woman who he says hit his car. When Mark saw the filthy brute honking his horn at the woman at every traffic light, he decided to follow and document it. Of coarse Marty sides with the asshole harassing the possibly oblivious woman, but we wouldn't have it any other way... Enjoy!

Episode 120 marks the return of Mark. Topics include: VR Porn has finally arrived on PornHub, Katt Williams got beat up by a 7th grader and A story about a man who was arrested for not returning the classically bad movie, "Freddy Got Fingered", after 14 years. The 2nd segment is all about Mark. He had quite an eventful day, on the day that he returned. He's quit all nicotine products, and he tailed a man who was following a woman who he says hit his car. When Mark saw the filthy brute honking his horn at the woman at every traffic light, he decided to follow and document it. Of coarse Marty sides with the asshole harassing the possibly oblivious woman, but we wouldn't have it any other way... Enjoy!

His name is Zane. Yes, he’s that guy that every school has. You and all the other girls watched as he straddled his motorcycle, placing the black biker helmet over his head. “Oh my god, look at him.” Your best friend whispered in your ear. You leaned back against the wall of your school. “Tell me why we’re here.” You ask her in a whining way. “Because, he’s hot!” She responded, you rolled your eyes. He started his bike, engine purring; but you couldn’t care less, you say bye to your friend and start walking towards your house. You turned the corner, wrapping your jacket further around your shoulders. You’re not even halfway home when you here the familiar purring of a motorcycle. “Aye, babe!” You hear someone shout from behind you. Rolling your eyes, you kept walking. “Aye!” Exhausted, you stop and turn around. “Can I help you?” You spat at him. He winks at you, then gives you the smile that girls die for. “Need a ride home?” You size him up for a moment, trying to estimate what his sudden approach meant. “I could use the excersize.” You return, starting to walk away, he followed you lazily. “No you don’t.” He sing songed, “Just hop on.” You looked back at him, knowing that if you passed up this opportunity, you’re best friend would never forgive you. Cautiously, you get on the back of his bike, wrapping your arms around his waist, he chuckled, then started driving slowly. “Hold on tight, babe.” He said before speeding off in the direction of your house. Your best friend dragged you around the crowded house, people were pressed against each side of you, music was blasting. Of course, she took you to another party. “Who’s house is this!?” You scream over all the music and talking. “Does it matter?!” She yelled back. “I think they’re playing Seven Minutes in Heaven in the other room! Let’s play!” You groaned, but followed her into the next room. A bunch of boys were dropping one of their things into a hat that a girl was passing around, you and your friend sit next to your other friend from school, discussing what guy you want. But when it’s your turn to reach into the hat, you start feeling around. “Just pick one.” Your friend whispers, rolling your eyes, you pluck an object from the hat, a black snapback watch. “That’s mine!” You hear someone yell, several girls gasp, you turn around to look at the cocky smirk of the one and only Zane. The girl, presumably the host, leads you and Zane to the closet, then pushed you softly inside and closes the door. “So… We meet again.” Zane whispers, “I’m Zane.” He awkwardly held out his hand to be shaken, but the two of you were practically smashed together with no room to shake hands. “____.” You tell him. He smiles, “So… Are we going to make these seven minutes enjoyable or are we just going to talk the whole time?” He asked. You observe him for a moment, “I shouldn’t have gotten on your motorcycle.” You whispered. He furrowed his eyebrows, “Why not?” You shake your head, “Because something like this would happen. Every single girl likes you, and I don’t go for guys like –“ But before you could say anything else, his lips were pressed against yours, they were warm and soft, nothing like you expected them to be. But after a moment of just standing there awkwardly with your lips ajoined, you move your hands and wrap them around his neck, he moves his to your waist. But then he pulled back, “I always knew your name.” He admitted. “How?” You ask. “You’re the prettiest girl in school, and you’re the only one who doesn’t drool over me… How could I not?” You bite your lip for a moment, “Will you be my girlfriend?” He then whispered. You roll your eyes playfully, “Sure.” You say. Then you two start making out again. “Times up!” Someone yells, opening the door, the closet was flooded with light and everyone in the next room saw you two together. Your best friend gasps happily, all the girls stare with envy, but you just walk out, smiling at your boyfriend, as if nothing in the world could fase.

His name is Zane. Yes, he’s that guy that every school has. You and all the other girls watched as he straddled his motorcycle, placing the black biker helmet over his head. “Oh my god, look at him.” Your best friend whispered in your ear. You leaned back against the wall of your school. “Tell me why we’re here.” You ask her in a whining way. “Because, he’s hot!” She responded, you rolled your eyes. He started his bike, engine purring; but you couldn’t care less, you say bye to your friend and start walking towards your house. You turned the corner, wrapping your jacket further around your shoulders. You’re not even halfway home when you here the familiar purring of a motorcycle. “Aye, babe!” You hear someone shout from behind you. Rolling your eyes, you kept walking. “Aye!” Exhausted, you stop and turn around. “Can I help you?” You spat at him. He winks at you, then gives you the smile that girls die for. “Need a ride home?” You size him up for a moment, trying to estimate what his sudden approach meant. “I could use the excersize.” You return, starting to walk away, he followed you lazily. “No you don’t.” He sing songed, “Just hop on.” You looked back at him, knowing that if you passed up this opportunity, you’re best friend would never forgive you. Cautiously, you get on the back of his bike, wrapping your arms around his waist, he chuckled, then started driving slowly. “Hold on tight, babe.” He said before speeding off in the direction of your house. Your best friend dragged you around the crowded house, people were pressed against each side of you, music was blasting. Of course, she took you to another party. “Who’s house is this!?” You scream over all the music and talking. “Does it matter?!” She yelled back. “I think they’re playing Seven Minutes in Heaven in the other room! Let’s play!” You groaned, but followed her into the next room. A bunch of boys were dropping one of their things into a hat that a girl was passing around, you and your friend sit next to your other friend from school, discussing what guy you want. But when it’s your turn to reach into the hat, you start feeling around. “Just pick one.” Your friend whispers, rolling your eyes, you pluck an object from the hat, a black snapback watch. “That’s mine!” You hear someone yell, several girls gasp, you turn around to look at the cocky smirk of the one and only Zane. The girl, presumably the host, leads you and Zane to the closet, then pushed you softly inside and closes the door. “So… We meet again.” Zane whispers, “I’m Zane.” He awkwardly held out his hand to be shaken, but the two of you were practically smashed together with no room to shake hands. “____.” You tell him. He smiles, “So… Are we going to make these seven minutes enjoyable or are we just going to talk the whole time?” He asked. You observe him for a moment, “I shouldn’t have gotten on your motorcycle.” You whispered. He furrowed his eyebrows, “Why not?” You shake your head, “Because something like this would happen. Every single girl likes you, and I don’t go for guys like –“ But before you could say anything else, his lips were pressed against yours, they were warm and soft, nothing like you expected them to be. But after a moment of just standing there awkwardly with your lips ajoined, you move your hands and wrap them around his neck, he moves his to your waist. But then he pulled back, “I always knew your name.” He admitted. “How?” You ask. “You’re the prettiest girl in school, and you’re the only one who doesn’t drool over me… How could I not?” You bite your lip for a moment, “Will you be my girlfriend?” He then whispered. You roll your eyes playfully, “Sure.” You say. Then you two start making out again. “Times up!” Someone yells, opening the door, the closet was flooded with light and everyone in the next room saw you two together. Your best friend gasps happily, all the girls stare with envy, but you just walk out, smiling at your boyfriend, as if nothing in the world could fase.

Sitting in for episode 118 is former stand-up comedian and current stay at home dad, Matt Brady. Matt tells a slew of interesting stories, mostly about torturing his little brother. In fact, this episodes title comes directly from one of those stories. In segment 2 we talk to Cleveland artist, and once voted one of Cleveland's Sexiest Men of 2007, Derek Hess! Derek started out booking shows for the Euclid Tavern, when he realized that making the art for the posters promoting the shows was more lucrative and enjoyable than promoting the shows themselves. We talk to Derek about all sorts of stuff including, how many boobs he has signed (hint: it's a number between zero and zero), and when he saw his first pornographic film? Make sure to check out Derek's documentary, "Forced Perspective", and his clothing line, "Strhess Clothing", and of course all of his amazing art at derekhess.com. Lets just say that Derek is definitely worth a Googling or Binging. All that and more on this weeks episode 118 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!

Sitting in for episode 118 is former stand-up comedian and current stay at home dad, Matt Brady. Matt tells a slew of interesting stories, mostly about torturing his little brother. In fact, this episodes title comes directly from one of those stories. In segment 2 we talk to Cleveland artist, and once voted one of Cleveland's Sexiest Men of 2007, Derek Hess! Derek started out booking shows for the Euclid Tavern, when he realized that making the art for the posters promoting the shows was more lucrative and enjoyable than promoting the shows themselves. We talk to Derek about all sorts of stuff including, how many boobs he has signed (hint: it's a number between zero and zero), and when he saw his first pornographic film? Make sure to check out Derek's documentary, "Forced Perspective", and his clothing line, "Strhess Clothing", and of course all of his amazing art at derekhess.com. Lets just say that Derek is definitely worth a Googling or Binging. All that and more on this weeks episode 118 of theDAMNcast... Enjoy!