Hello and welcome to episode 206. Topics include: the Dancing Plague of 1518, Sailor Tattoo's (what they mean) and Ancient Trees. Also, we're almost to 500 Likes on Facebook, and whoever is the 500th like will get a special care package from theDAMNcast. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to a very unexpected "Best Of" episode. The Swinfords were just a tad under the weather last week (seriously we were sick as fuck) so we didn't get the chance to record the Monday Halloween show (we really didn't want to infect Marty and we figured you wouldn't want to listen to our sick asses anyway) but don't worry... We managed to stitch together 3 old "Halloween themed" episodes to make the 4th installment of our most appropriately named "Archival Frankenstein" series. This time we took the 2nd segment from episode 14 (Horses Cook: Kirk Cameron saves theDAMNcast), the 2nd segment from last years episode 148 (Lester) where we recorded in The Haunted Warehouse on the Canal, with Ken and Margarita and we finish off with 2015's episode 102 (Haunted Howze Party) featuring George and good friend of the show Joe Howze. We apologize for our disgusting sickness and look forward to podcasting without coughing and wheezing all over the place. We should be right as rain by Thursdays show. Thanks for listening, and as always remember to enjoy!

This episodes title says it all. Enjoy!

Hello and welcome to Episode 204, 1st segment topics include: We all took a 3 question IQ test, It turns out Dyslexia is in the eyes and we learn all about Spite Houses. In the 2nd segment we talk to Dani Pajak, the owner of Disowned Customs Motorcycles in Cleveland, Ohio. Dani can take any motorcycle you can find and turn it into a masterpiece. Seriously, this guys work is fucking amazing! To check out just some of Dani's custom bikes, or if you're interested in having him customize a bike for you go to www.disownedcustoms.com, and make sure to follow him on Instagram @disownedcustoms (interview starts at the 41:32 mark). In the 3rd segment, we wrap it all up with the disturbing new "trend" of Ovipositing (inserting chicken sized eggs made of gelatin into a vagina via an alien looking dildo). All that and so much more on this weeks Monday episode of theDAMNcast!

Have you ever been in a restaurant and listened to the people behind you talk about their lives? Wasn't it interesting, even though their lives were mundane and normal? Tonight's episode is like that, but with less awkward chewing and tooth-on-fork clanking.

What starts as a discussion about the loveliness of a certain woman quickly spins into a different orbit as Acacia and 'special' 'guest' Mark chew up reality the only way they know how: accurately, and with minimal preperation.

Hello and welcome to another Thursday show. This week, 2nd segment is kinda sorta dedicated to getting to know more about Curtis. If that sounds terrible to you, I recommend skipping that part (starts around the 32:25 mark). 1st segment topics include: Hypernormalisation, Eliza the Computer Therapist (an early version of AI that regurgitated exactly what you asked it just in the form of a question) and what it's like living in the Internet age of Social Media, Fake News and trying to convince yourself, and everybody else, that everything is just fine. All that and not much more on this weeks "getting to know" Curtis themed episode of theDAMNcast!

Hello and welcome to episode 202. This was an odd episode. We recorded on Saturday instead of a Thursday, and our external hard drive decided to not record this weeks guests audio (the 3rd time we've had such a malfunction in the last month or so). So instead of local Toledo, Ohio filmmaker Michael E. Cullen II joining us via telephone, we are guestless this week. Topics include: Harvey Weinstein allegedly loves molesting people, Curtis' brother and sister forced him to watch A Nightmare On Elm Street at 5 years old and Acacia gives us some fun facts about "balls and testicles". All that and so much more on this weeks weirder than usual episode 202 of theDAMNcast! We are super bummed that we had technical difficulties and Michael E. Cullen the 2nd's audio was corrupted and we apologize to him for that. Make sure and check all things Michael E. Cullen out at www.cullenpark.com.

I spent my 21st birthday mourning my sweetest dearest friend. The loss of her warmth in this world is remembered every single day. Sarah was my partner in crime, a trusted friend, sweetest soul I've had the pleasure to meet and many more wonderful things. It will be 17 years this December since she left us and I thought this story would be easy to tell, but yet again I was wrong. Warning: sad story ahead, feel free to skip this episode till you already feel like shit cause this is gonna bring you down. It brought me down.

Welcome to this weeks Thursday edition. Topics include: Curtis doesn't know what to do with old birthday cards (just don't give them to Acacia to deal with), Archeologists claimed to have discovered Santa Clauses tomb and we share a few stories about our own past psychedelic experiences. All that and so much more on this weeks Thursday episode of theDAMNcast!

This weeks 200th "official" episode is brought to you by Sudio Sweden Premium Earphones. Just go to www.sudiosweden.com and enter promo code THEDAMNCAST to get 15% off!!! We took a week off last week, but we are back this week for another exciting show! This weeks 1st segment topics include: Theoretical Physicists figured out that there's no way we live in a simulation (sorry Elon Musk), Steven Seagal weighs in on kneeling NFL players and after another mass shooting we discuss gun control. In the 2nd segment we talk to poster artist, and recent military man Keith Ten Eyck. Keith makes these fucking amazing alternate movie posters in a very simple and minimal style in the vain of 1950s and 60s Saul Bass. Keith is also a recent graduate of basic training at the ripe old age of 34, so he explains what that's all about. Make sure and check everything Keith Ten Eyck out at www.keithist.com! We wrap it all up with the Sudio Sweden 3rd segment by coming into a new Duckii track (To The Top) off of his latest album (The Maladaptive Daydreamers Association) available here https://duckii.bandcamp.com/, and continue to reminisce about weird shows we watched as kids and the fact that we have done 200 fucking episodes!!! All that and so much more on this weeks very special 200th episode of theDAMNcast!!!