Epizootics of the Blowhole: Comedy & Bar Talk Podcast

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie...some of us disagree on that.  Hair dressers, when have you known a normal one?  We spend far too much time discussing this.  In an Epizootics of the Blowhole first, we take a couple calls.  Finally, Tyler decides to discuss young earth creation.  Y'know, there's a whole lot more crammed in there, but you'll just have to give'r a listen.  

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Well this one starts off with Nick getting mercilessly berated for food choices, but a tip of of the cap to him for standing his ground.  We love food, what can we say?  Anyway, we briefly discuss wrestling, the personas, and real life meme-ing before Tyler gives us a follow up to Tim's big announcement by telling us the origins of the stork story.  It's absurd.  We look back at youth and super-soakers which leads to some pranks involving bleach which Mark discusses.  Finally there's a schism in the group when we talk about homeschooled kids which somehow evolves into a conversation about the band Tool.  

Like the back nine of a golf course, here's episode one of the back 50...so episode 51....except we'll just keep going after 100.  Thanks for the support, and hey, tell a friend, check us out on Spotify, and tell us what you'd like us to discuss.  Here we go.  Cheers!

Well here it is, episode 50.  First off, thank you to everyone who's listened and told a friend about our podcast.  It means a lot.  So Tim decides to make a very big announcement in this episode which causes quite a bit of chaos for bit.  We answer some of our buddy Clint's questions about proper beach attire and drinks.  This leads to beach stories, and Mark goes on a good Mark rant about how Galveston is his least favorite place with the worst beaches.  

Our beer this episode is the Belgo Sutra from Magic Hat Brewing Company.

50 episodes down.  Here's to 50 more.  Cheers!

What words did you think were terrible when you were younger?  We rehash some of those up top before moving on to people who say "warsh" instead of "wash."  The correct pronunciation of "worcestershire" is hotly debated as well.  Tyler has another nature segment about wasp or butterfly larvae which we repeatedly interrupt to interject puns.  The Blade movies are briefly discussed and Mark tells you why Blade 2 was the best one.  We finally wrap up by spending way too much time discussing Wiccans.

Special thanks to Clint for the beers this episode.

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Mark reveals to everyone how much he despises fruit based cakes and cookies due to Tyler claiming strawberry cake is his favorite.  Nick goes off the rails while telling us about his life.  All the guys band together against vegans and crossfit.  Tim commits donut blasphemy.

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To be honest, a good chunk of this podcast is just us discussing fast food, and it's worth it.  We hash out who sits atop the mountain of trash.  We briefly move on to dentistry and then discuss Eddie Murphy's terrible career decisions.  To wrap it all up we go over the hits of Sugar Ray and Creed.  The beer this week is Cigar City Brewing's "Tampa-Style Lager," and there were things to be said about it for sure.  It's what you've come to expect from the podcast fans have said is "mediocre at best."  Thanks for listening guys!

We start with a sample of the hottest new EDM intro you'll ever hear and then immediately enjoy some whiskey.  The high notes of discussion are in the description, but we also spend a good chunk of time discussing a "company" (and we put that in quotes because they are not one) that uses podcasting as a form of multi-level marketing.  Scammers are scum, so we trolled them this previous week.  All that gets discussed over some Rod Bender Red Ale from 3 Daughters Brewing in St. Petersburg, Florida.  Thanks for listening guys.  Check us out on IG and Facebook @eotb_podcast and @cantankerousmediagroup.

We kick it off by trying to get a Schwan's sponsorship.  From there we go into disparaging the Winter Olympics.  After that we try one of the best imperial stouts we've had called Lord God from Flyway Brewery in North Little Rock.  Tim shares a good story about hipsters at the legendary White Water Tavern and we wrap it up with a recap of our trip to Rock Town Distillery.  Good times as always.  Thanks for listening, sharing, and all the words of encouragement.

We get on a roll quick with this one and don't stop.  Normally we sift through our buck slips and discuss the happenings of the previous week.  There was no room for that on this episode.  It's the podcast with the bar talk you wish you could chime in on to tell us how we're wrong.

 

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We had such a fun time with this episode.  Flyway Brewery Free Range Brown Ale, Einstok Arctic Berry, and a fine imported Canadian brew called Labatt Blue get reviewed.  We talk reggae music, how to handle religious door knockers, modern church and how it's changed, and many other topics including "Sloe Droops."  What are those you might ask?  Download and check it out.

 

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