Are we a 1980 single by The Clash? Because this week it's time to be a Bankrobber. We never hurt nobody, we just love to live that way, and we love to take as much money as we can from the bank vaults at Escapist Entertainment. Probably for the best that we're not actual criminals though, this room didn't go quite as well as we might have hoped. WHOOPS!

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Hei$t on Escapist's website

In our rowdiest episode yet, we take the bull by the horns and talk about this room until the cows come home. A repeat visit to Escape HQ yields talk of the mamaming mace, Grandma Bessie's tatas, and Regina George's convertible.

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Udder Graziness on the Escape HQ website

Pack your bags, it's time for summer camp! We break into the camp of our rivals, Camp Amity, to try and steal their beloved mascot. Featuring a return to Confinement Escape Rooms, a lot of tangential talk about tennis, horseriding and Bible studies, and the return of everyone's new favourite segment!

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Camp Amity on the Confinement website

Jolly ho! Fire up the dirigible and set your brass voltascope to maximum, because we're taking a dive into the depths, with the Steampunk Submarine room at Lilliputt Fun Zone Escape Rooms at Centre Place.

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Steampunk Submarine on the Lilliputt Fun Zone website

We put on our archaeological hats and set off to explore a temple, just like Lara Croft but without the destruction. Hopefully. And what's more, we introduce a brand new segment! How much more thrilling can one episode get?

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Tzolk'in on the Escapist website

We take a trip to a backroom poker den, and don't do particularly well at getting out again. Now, is that our fault or the room's? Well, let's put it this way. The room can't get worse at doing its job because it hasn't had pizza yet.

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The Cigar Lounge on the Confinement Escape Rooms website

One week in and we've already broken a promise. This week we skipped town and did an escape room in Wellington. Or more accurately, a room under the sea. In Atlantis. Potato potahto.

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Atlantis on the Escape Mate website

For our first episode, we go to Escape HQ (formerly Perplexity) and go on the hunt for a missing guitarist. We have a lot of fun, even despite the combination locks, problematic stereotypes, and, worst of all... 70s prog rock. 

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Dark Side of the Room on Escape HQ's website

Two friends (okay, actually we're married, we admit it) Kirsty and Jim are on a mission to do every escape room and talk about them. We started in the city of Kirikiriroa Hamilton (hence the name) in Aotearoa New Zealannd, but now we do escape rooms all over the place. And this is what our voices sound like!

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