Escapism Or Bust!

Get ready to rumble! Following their investigation of the Newpost missing persons case, the gang takes some time to relax before enacting their rescue plan. That is, of course, after Verona and Haum’boi beat the snot out of each other.

Ghr’Kash participates from the peanut gallery, Verona gets a haircut, and Verity falls to mysterious injuries.

Content warning: graphic comedic violence.

The girls embark on an impromptu adventure, but will their detective instincts prove fruitful, or will they become the latest disappearances from a friendly small town?

Charity appraises cutlery. Veronica constructs the BEST PLAN. Caitlín practices conflict resolution.

Kicking off our Summer Of EOB event, the girls continue their journey up north towards Ulmit. After some serious conversation, high speed chasing, and impromptu driving lessons, they find themselves in the quaint, cozy town of Newpost—though it seems at least one of our party members has been here before. Clarity tests her social skills; Veronica tests her fighting skills; Siobhán tests the art of hiding in plain sight; and they all test Boy Ham and Clack's patience.  

CWs: Brief suicide mention ~49 minutes in, alcohol in the second half

The girls begin their arduous trek to Ulmit, forging their friendship then braving forces of nature, and find solace in the home of an unexpected figure. Kash is always the critic; Verity maintains her complex relationship with the divine; and Verona has a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

Fresh off the destruction of Mr. Dupath's courtyard, our intrepid heroes set out to say goodbye to Malvak in the most them way possible. Verity goes to church, Verona and Kash navigate finances, and ... well, you know what they say: what happens in Malvak ... 

CWs: alcohol in the last 45 minutes

Roll up, roll up, for the one everyone's all been waiting for! Featuring: the consequences of our actions, slime, and a beloved old friend.

The gang find some much needed free time amidst their chaotic adventure.

Verona gets creative. Ghr'Kash dabbles in swordplay. Verity pays homage. Click.... has always been here. The whole time.

Tensions rise as the girls push on towards the Shattered Crown. The odds might be stacked against them, but they sure can fight—each other, that is. Hopefully practicing their “I” statements will help the girls against the dark forces that await them.

Verona tests her throwing arm. Kash deals some serious damage. Verity, shockingly, doesn’t take advice.

Malthis - sorry, Malvak* - is a city of intrigue and commerce and cutthroat political games. The girls will need help and guidance if they're to avoid whatever it is that dogs Verona's steps and appears in cryptic visions in their dreams, but luckily it looks like they might have some very powerful friends on their side.

Featuring: not-so-still lifes, the optimum pizza toppings, and one very worried Haumb'oi.

* Yes, we did all mis-say this, five times. There's a lot of lore.

In which our girls finally set out to complete an actual paying legal(?) job, and discover that it's not all it's cracked up to be.

Featuring: Murder in the Sewers, the world’s worst dessert, and a disappointing lack of achievements, belief, or enormous misshapen sewer lizards.

(Beginning is NSFW! This episode contains themes of drowning and vomit noises at around the hour mark. Also, we drink some booze.)