Espersito: Dungeons and Dragons (In Space)

In the depths of the Forum Forrest, our team find themselves in a fight for their lives against the physical manifestation of a 00s Call of Duty lobby.

Aaron struggles with how vile to make a troll, Mike’s rare nat 20s are underappreciated or stolen, and we find out who won the TTRG franchise wars in YET ANOTHER Espersito!



Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Aaron Madray (GM), Jon Coleman-Reed (Reylor) Mike Cole (Tyson), Tom Owen (Filli), Tom Kirk (The Spill)

Separated by time, space, and water with an incredibly odd consistency, our party works to reunite in the Forum Forest, and make a new friend on the way (whom they proceed to freak out in record time).

Join us as we play the timeless game (Skyrim), discuss Jon’s erstwhile VHS stockpile, and the Spill threatens to take in Spoodge in this sticky mess of an Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Aaron Madray (GM), Jon Coleman-Reed (Reylor) Mike Cole (Tyson), Tom Owen (Filli), Tom Kirk (The Spill)

On a mission to find the Mothernode, our motley crew come across their first obstacle; a paywall they intend to treat with exactly the level of hostility a paywall deserves.

We see our first glimpse of Mark Rylance Via Zuckerberg, obscure Community references of an obscure 90s tech thriller abound, and we throw some rope in Session The Third (of Season The Third) of… Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Aaron Madray (GM), Jon Coleman-Reed (Reylor) Mike Cole (Tyson), Tom Owen (Filli), Tom Kirk (The Spill)

Awakening in The Sim after a massive explosion, our characters receive a mission from god. Well, a god. Well, more of a cult leader. But he’s the god of one of those characters. Who’s in a cult. Confused? You Will be.

Come along for the ride as we get a bit Dawkins and talk about religions as memes, refuse to face up to our newly found status amongst the dead, refuse to touch grass, and keep up the time honoured tradition of exasperating the quest-giver in the next session of… Hot Beef! I mean.. Esepersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Aaron Madray (GM), Jon Coleman-Reed (Reylor) Mike Cole (Tyson), Tom Owen (Filli), Tom Kirk (The Spill)

Wake up babe, the hot new season of Espersito has dropped!

An accidental family reunion in a rather unusual circumstances brings our merry band together for the adventure of their lives (which may prove to be very short indeed).

We start as we mean to go on - with ample narrative interruptions, and a fine balance between gravitas and dick jokes in the next… Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.
Credits: Aaron Madray (GM), Jon Coleman-Reed (Reylor) Mike Cole (Tyson), Tom Owen (Filli), Tom Kirk (The Spill)

Having beaten the ‘mastermind’ of one of the  worst birthday celebrations of all time, the team plan to ride off into the sunset, but only after retrieving Dora’s Pinkie form where the sun doesn’t shine.

We question Dora’s due diligence skills, Jefferson “trouble shoots” a printer, Hudd plans to do combat in the greatest area of all - the small claims court - in this mid season-finale of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Mike Cole (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Jon Coleman (Jefferson Knight), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Season).

Room 101’s behind them, the birthday party party finally find themselves face to face with their malevolent host both ready to throw down and throw out some terrible one-liners.

Mike voices his disappointment in our lack of erections (so far), we talk over a (somewhat confused) master-plan, and the GM’s clever use of traps is undone by facing a party consisting entirely of space-rangers in this mid-season’s penultimate… Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Mike Cole (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Jon Coleman (Jefferson Knight), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Season).

From one traumatic experience into several others, our embattled gang find themselves flung through a series of tubes into individual rooms of their own unique hell’s.

We discuss the boring game of monopoly, if Jon has too many dice, and experience Dumas using his supple nature in front of Rebook’s mother in this emotional battery of an episode of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Mike Cole (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Jon Coleman (Jefferson Knight), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Season).

Freshly escaped from one room, and safe from one set of horrors, the party finds themselves in a mysterious corridor at the centre of the moon, and strides out to find a new set of horrors of their own making…

We lament combat strategies that could have been, endure the ramblings of old men, make yet more silly decisions involving explosives, and ask ourselves the question “I am Darren?”... in the war-crime ridden next episode of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Mike Cole (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Jon Coleman (Jefferson Knight), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Season).

As the party travels, weak and weary, pondering Dora’s quaint and curious celebratory decisions… a noise comes, gently slapping. Slapping on the airlock door. Could it be the sound of a lonely bearded man, morosely pleasuring himself in the corner? Or perhaps, something worse? Some hideous ‘ballsack nosferatu’ squelching out of the shadows?

Out of the two, I know which one I’d prefer.

Come along with us as we have fun with dynamics to avoid the galactic war crime that is space hay, try to justify mechanics checks because no-one knows how to work a computer, and find out just how powerful a second wind can be… in the latest Espersito! 

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 
Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e.

Credits: Mike Cole (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Jon Coleman (Jefferson Knight), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Season).