Espersito: Dungeons and Dragons (In Space)

Having successfully secured a nav-computer, the gang must dogfight their way off-world, and into a rift.
Whilst the players try to figure out the logistics of man to goose combat, join their characters as they engage in daring acrobatic feats to try and counter a wing of angry wasp-people… in spacecraft!
Take the highway to the DANGER ZONE, as Aaron rolls a suspicious number of natural 20s (and Mike an equally baffling number of natural 1s)! Cover your ears for a litigious sea shanty from Dora! And gain a stark insight into what the GM finds sexy, in this scientifically dubious edition of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban) 

The team head on a mission to Mars to obtain an important navigation device.

With a ship upgraded and a new lead on the next step to halting a galactic invasion revealed, our crew set space-sail for the Sol system, and the red planet where Dora and Jimmo have historically engaged in some blue activities.
Join us as we speculate on the whereabouts of beloved Season 1 characters, listen to our Millennial players try and decipher what it means to ‘Yeet’ (again), and discover the origins Big Condiment doesn’t want you to know about in this episode of Espersito.
Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban) 

 Out of the diplomatic frying pan, into the cold war fryer.
The crews of The Golden Rose and the HMS Dendus Ship (WIP) head to the core to try and make new allies (with an intriguing season one cameo) in their quest to save a homeworld… and the galaxy at large. 
Prepare to be baffled by Dumas’ lack of understanding of electronic messaging (and Dora’s HR report-worthy abuse of emoticons), raise questions about gender sensitivity and safeguarding, and cower in fear at the thought of anthropomorphised lizards with facial hair… in the latest tale from the vaults of Espersito! 
Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban) 

With an attempt at vengeance foiled, the crew settle down for a hearty (or rather a heart-disease-y) breakfast and a day of politics.
Jimmo’s culinary skills are put to the test as he serves up his speciality of BLTs (without the L, the T, or the bread - so just the B, really)*. As the Dwarves surely continue to question their selection of representatives, our not-quite-heroes talk politics with the Dendus council, discover more of the insectoid menace, and meet a doctor who has both a ‘glorious form of schizophrenia’, and foreboding words for the mission ahead...
Will our misfits continue to be belligerent in a diplomatic setting? Of course they will! In the next episode of Espersito!
Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

*Sorry, I had to fit this in to make the particularly terrible pun 'work'. - TomO

Having spoken with representatives of the Dendus as belligerently as might be expected, the crew attempt to both instigate and avoid another diplomatic incident, their real life counterparts speak of some minor treason, and hell hath no fury like a Promethean scorned.
The cast would like to apologise to our Irish and Welsh listeners for any offensively bad accents used, and to everyone else for the Dr Victor Freis level of cold puns in this Episode of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

Prisoner management and politics collide in another exciting instalment of Espersito!
With control of The Rose wrest from the villainous hands of Rickard Thorn (and returned to the marginally less nefarious hands of Dora), our protagonists make for the Dendus’ homeworld, and greater understanding of the insectoid menace.
Join us as we try to offend Todd, desperately attempt to create a diplomatic incident, and discover Dora’s questionable book storage, in this exciting new instalment of Espersito.

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

Swashbuckling shenanigans ensue as the crew battle to take a ship back from murderous pirates… so they can give it back to another murderous pirate.
The Heroes of Unenda have narrowly escaped a debris field, and now find themselves face to face with Dora’s old crew. Mounting a questionably organised boarding action, our team must overcome suggestive dimmer switches, suffocating Matokai, and impromptu music quizzes, in a desperate battle to… steal a ship.
Think of the prize, men! The battle to recapture The Rose will be Mike’s birthday treat (and Dora’s destiny) in the next episode of… Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

We're a consistently irreverent podcast, but some things really do matter.

Though we're just a bunch of idiots playing D&D (in space) and sticking the recordings on the internet for 'entertainment' purposes, this is something we all feel strongly about. In response to recent events, we'd like to release a brief message of support and solidarity.

An episode will be uploaded as usual next week.

All our love, and best wishes,

Jon Coleman
Aaron Madray
Mike Cole 
Tom Owen
Tom Kirk

The crew stock up and fly out on a (poorly kept) secret mission.
In the latest episode of Espersito, the GM wastes a beautiful voice on a one-off character during a shopping spree, Dumas attempts questionable crafting techniques to produce some special ammunition, and Dora meets an old friend with incredibly thematic naming conventions.
Join us as we discuss Zork, spread the good word of Universal Paper Clips, discover Guthrim’s kinks, and discuss the most memorable of Marvel villains!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

Dumas, Hud, Dora, and Rebook return to the Dwarven flotilla as somewhat unlikely heroes.
Having saved more lives than they could ever have imagined, our crew of adventurers must now embark on an even more dangerous mission, with even more at stake.

Celebrations are thrown, candidates for medals are snubbed, shady dealings go down, and a meteoric (and probably ill-advised) promotion is awarded! 
Please note, that due to technical difficulties / incompetence, this episode is shorter than usual, and partially in a different format. I hope this does not impair your enjoyment of the drama.

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)