Espersito: Dungeons and Dragons (In Space)

As the dwarves make their idiotically expedited exodus, an epic battle rages both within, and in the skies above the spaceport.
With a flotilla of ships ready to escape the spaceport, and a number of inventive traps Home-Aloned to protect the defenders*, our adventurers must fight to try and save as many dwarves as possible. This may prove difficult, with interruptions from co-workers and partners, digressions regarding Hud’s sunglasses and Dumas’ milkshake, and the GM recounting the time he was almost within the same general area as Will Smith.
Revel in the highs and lows of the GM’s wildly inconsistent rolling! Experience the jarring tonal whiplash of interspacing horrific loss of life with immature dick jokes! Listen to grown men discuss nerdy pillow talk, and say ‘pew pew’ far too many times in one sitting! In this fight-tastic iteration of… Espersito!
* Honestly, the traps are rad (quite literally, in one case), but I lost the audio where we set them up. I’m so sorry.

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

The crew make preparations to escape... and not just by themselves!

Having broken through the barricade with a surprisingly acceptable proportion of the dwarven survivors intact, our intrepid team find themselves in the spaceport (deftly adapted from an unused season one map, because we encourage recycling).
As escape plans are made, follow our merry band of misfits as they drink rum coffee, discuss the difference between inferred and implied, and feel rested as they reflect upon what they’ve learned...

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

As their real world avatars discuss 100 Seconds to Midnight in the relatively sane days of January 2020, the idiot crew prepare to besiege the besiegers. 
Join us as we discuss the ballistic effectiveness of desks (both real and illusory), meet the Daniel Day-Lewis of the wasp people (an proceed to pop his friends like a vespidae piñata), and find out what on Earth ‘missing essential components’ means.
Prepare for war crimes to be committed, and acting chops to be insulted, in the latest edition of Espersito!
P.S. We are still open to a Flipz and/or Popchips sponsorship

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

As the real world goes into lockdown, our sci-fi band initiates a plan to break through a looming blockade.
Our team gathers to take a ‘completely unintentional’ long rest, before putting into motion a plan that will confuse - if not the enemy - certainly the players. Join us as we pedantically discuss xenobiological semantics, the plural for Thermos, and just how hard Dora can get a band of military dwarves.
On a more serious note, we wish all the best to our listeners in these uncertain times. Stay safe, keep in touch with your loved ones, stop panic buying - and if you’ve exhausted all entertainment options; sit back, relax, and press play on this new episode of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

The team finds new allies, with questionable names, and varying levels of usefulness. 
Having stumbled through a planetside firefight, our party makes friends with powerful weapons, hatches not entirely awful plans, and discovers pleasant revelations regarding Dwarven workspace accessibility.
Witness Hud take charge, and spring into action to galvanise a ragged band of survivors, in a stunning display of competence that has so far been unheard of, in this season of… Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

In space, everyone can hear that you’re steaming drunk.
Dear listeners,
In the run up to Christmas 2019, the creators of this podcast decided to gather together in person (rather than on the safety of discord) and record a live session. What follows is the scrambled transmission of five drunken would-be-podcasters, who became actual-audio-criminals.
Whisky was drunk in abundance. Mistakes were made in equal measure.
Please join us in widening our understanding of the month of December (despite this being uploaded in February), as the party bumble their way through a single fight, guided by the shaky hands of their increasingly intoxicated and belligerent creators.

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. 

Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)
Special musical credit to Mattia Cupelli, creator of the beautiful piano piece used in the intro:https://soundcloud.com/mattiacupelli/touch-download-and-royalty-free-piano-music

More toilet humour abounds, as the team travels back to a war torn planet.

Having thoroughly embarrassed themselves in front of the Dwarven emergency council, our team prepares to travel planetside again, with an upgraded ship, and a mission to find out more about the mysterious force besieging the Dwarven homeworld.

Experience the heated will-they-won’t-they sexual tension of the potentially forcibly canonised romance between Dumas and Beltrov. Be enthralled by the further in-depth descriptions of public transportation. Witness just how royally Jon’s custom built dice screw over both Toms. Tune in; same Esper-Time*, same Esper-Channel**!

*Please note the editor is incapable of sticking to a regular schedule.
**Espersito also does not own the rights to any particular channel.


Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. 

Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

Flying from the wreckage of a satellite, and into the flagship of ragtag fleet, our crew deal with the most insidious beings they’ve encountered thus far... politicians!

As they navigate a council meeting with the deft grace of (and - in fact - with) an inebriated Eldori, our adventurers seek answers: Why is the planet under attack? What is the difference between a forearm blade and a wrist blade? Is the GM’s obsession with Dwarven elevators and air-con borderline fetishistic? And who can make the most irreverent pop-culture reference during a poignant moment? Brace yourself for some vague answers... in this new chapter of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

As we on earth rocket into the futuristic year of 2020, our crew of misfits find themselves rocketing out of atmosphere, but running on fumes in terms of fuel, in addition to moral fibre. Continue our adventure as the party exploits failings in basic password security protocol, queries Dwarven space defense system design and discusses startling revelations regarding Dwarven physique. Dora finds a new sponsor and immediately moves on to harder vices, and Rebook’s questionable views toward relationships with hardware are exposed, in this New Year edition of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)

New friends and relatively recent acquaintances come head to head in an abandoned city.

With the Dwarven world under attack, join our loosely defined ‘protagonists’ as they venture forth to find the source of the mysterious signal with a new party member in tow. Prepare to be amazed by the astounding new invention; the Space Escalator / Spacescalator (patent pending), and entertained by some on point GM foley work, in this not-even-remotely-festive edition of Espersito!

Welcome to our Esper Genesis podcast, telling the brand spanking new story of an unlikely group of galactic nobodies caught up in something far bigger than they expected. Listen as their tale unfolds and they find new and exciting ways of making the games master despair. This truly is D&D in spaaaaaaaaaaace.
 Think science fiction. Expect to find; Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica, Farscape, Firefly, Rick and Morty and Red Dwarf. Esper Genesis is a science fiction TTRPG compatible with Dungeons and Dragons 5e. Credits: Jon Coleman (GM), Aaron Madray (Colm ‘Hudd’ Hudnarajan), Mike Cole (Aldora the Explorer), Tom Owen (Rebook Ungart), Tom Kirk (Dumas Corriban)