I've never smoked pot before. But I have been around people who are smoking it. And it took me several attempts, at different musical venues where the crowd and main act were at least twice my age, to realize what it smelled like.

It's true when they say "be careful what you wish for." For some odd reason, I wanted to experience a DUI checkpoint. I finally did. (Disclaimer: when I recorded this episode, I was unaware until much later that I mispronounce a phrase: it's called "whey protein." I however use "protein whey." I apologize.)

If you're at an event that will have dancing, you have to pace yourself in order to last the whole night. I learned the hard way what happens when you dance at a wedding and don't pace yourself.

We've all been there: unintentionally saying the wrong words to someone that make you feel like an idiot. Even though you meant well. Everyone puts their foot in their mouth sometimes, right?

Following your favorite sports team can lead to certain words slipping out you shouldn't be saying in front of your parents. It also can lead to some bizarre superstitions that you know don't mean anything, but you do them anyway.

After following a ridiculous, self-imposed rule regarding taking the same girl to multiple dances, I wanted to go solo to my senior prom. But my parents had other ideas.

My first time asking a girl to a dance didn't go quite like I had hoped.

In this pilot episode, I first describe what this series will be about. Then we hear my first story: how the ignorance of a child is a beautiful thing.