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Espresso (backup)
By Benedict PolizziComedy
Espresso (backup) episodes
- psycho stuff your parents did 2 youð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben has comedian @NateSkateComedy on to answer the Espresso Question of the week: what's the most psycho thing your parents did to you? (like making your son chop down trees for 3 days) 86 NEWS reports on a man who died keeping 124 snakes in his house then Nate teaches Ben how to pass a drug test, they breakdown the difference between black and italian parents and both realize if you don't have your side tooth you don't have SH*TðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi59 min
- most toxic thing you've doneðððððððð ððððð:Helium Comedy Club Thursday 4-13-22 @ 7:15pm âhttps://indianapolis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/170587ð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's the most toxic thing you've ever done? (like shitting in your bf's bed) 86 NEWS reports on a company offering 15/hour to watch x rated movies from the comfort of your own home then Ben realizes how nice it would feel to get divorced, he admits if he had a therapist he would 100% fall in love w them and figures out that ham is actually a pigs whole entire assðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi48 min
- shameful addictionsðððððððð ððððð:Orlando Improv (Side Room) Saturday 4-9-22 @ 7pmhttps://tinyurl.com/2p8ze7reð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's an addiction you have that you're ashamed of (like picking out belly button lint... ) 86 NEWS reports on scientists want to send unsolicited nudes to space to attract aliens then Ben realizes no bite nail polish gives your nails bbq flavor, he admits he's never been funnier than when he gets 45min of sleep, a coffee and is 20% hungover and invents a cure for sleeplessness called 1 sip of an IPAðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi49 min
- shit you shouldn't say out loudð€® âððð'ð ððððð ðððð? (ðð®ð¥ð¥ ð¯ð¢ð) ð€®https://youtu.be/q1adpevNLzsð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's some shit you shouldn't say out loud? (like how you're addicted to the smell of your own ass) 86 NEWS reports on Will Smith SMACKING Chris Rock then Ben realizes out of all mascots chester the cheetah would 1000% steal your girl, he admits whatever he is around is what his ass smells like, he explains why absolutely no one wants to go to your baby shower and remembers how creepy catholic church confession isðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi43 min
- crazy virginity storiesð€® âððð'ð ððððð ðððð? (ðð®ð¥ð¥ ð¯ð¢ð) ð€®https://youtu.be/q1adpevNLzsð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's your crazy virginity story? (like when your gf's mom gives you weed as you're doing it w her daughter) 86 NEWS reports on Russia selling McDonalds BigMacs for $36 EACH then Ben tells the story about when a girl he liked had satan's handwriting, he rates Stephen King the #1 most terrifying human of all time and realizes our moms are the only people in the WORLD keeping Heath bars in business and comes to conclusion that 85% of dads in America are named joeðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi40 min
- weird celebrity encountersð ð¥ ððð ðððð ððððð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben has comedian @lolderekjames on to answer the Espresso Question of the Week: what's your weirdest celeb encounter? (like when Larry Bird takes your gf home) 86 NEWS reports on a cow in India that is being worshipped like a GOD then the boys tell us the dumbest reasons their relationships ended: ben tells us about a girl he used to date that called pretzels prinsels and Derek stopped talking to a girl bc of her hand fetish ehem they both try to figure out how the State Fair hasn't been outlawed by the government and then wonder why white people HAVE to light an entire car on fire when they're excitedðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi51 min
- worst namesð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this shot Ben & comedians @RayHensleyComedy and @lol_derek_james tell us the hottest animals they've ever seen, all 3 of them reveal their Sixth Sense and they FINALLY figure out how to defeat movie quote guy. They breakdown the worst full names, the dumbest young kid names and realize the name DEREK sounds like a sneeze, car wreck, something hitler would say or a couch falling down the stairs, then Ben smacks the table in the studio for 10 minutes straightðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi36 min
- the fart queenð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)espresso vault ð this week we rerelease a very ADHD pod from from early spress days, ben talks about being called a skank for wearing whitey tighties, remembers a girl he hung out with that thought farts were WAY too funny, he proves he can hold his breath the longest on the planet and describes what it was like using 1 spoon in a house of 5 guysðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi43 min
- Joe Dombrowski âŒïžð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)this week the Espresso Vault opens again from 12/4/21 with the wildest pod eVeR. hilarious af Joe Dombrowski (@mrdtimes3) hangs out and the boys talk PICKLE bars, having psycho ass dads, rescue dogs vs purebred dogs, they make their top animal noises, talk toxic teacher industry and MR.D joins the ð¥BALD GUYS CHATROOMð¥ðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi51 min
- i'm the bulls logoð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)espresso vault ð this week we rerelease a wild pod from the copyright days Ben talks about his entire family being sleep divorced, his dadcreating his own snore, the 3 minutes he forgot he was vegan, how annoying morning people are, what it's like living on Tarzan avenue, his future daughters names and why his nostrils are the focal point of all the pics he takes of himselfðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi43 min
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Stand Up Comedian Benedict Polizzi gives listeners horrendous advice