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Espresso
By Benedict PolizziComedy
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- the most romantic manð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)we're opening the espresso vault from (7/31/20) this week Ben tells about his time going to the doctor for the first time in 600 years, he reenacts the time he had to pee in a cup with a man looking directly at his dick, he talks about the hottest grandma he's ever seen, he explains the time his mom tried ordering ordering at McDonalds to the trashcan instead of the speaker and creates a law stating thy will not order a frappuccino at workðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 8 min
- Hannah Berner âŒïžð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)we're opening the espresso vault from 9/7/21 ð this week Hannah Berner (@beingbernz) joins the pod! Hannah realizes Ben doesn't know he's a hick, they talk about Hannah's engagement and relive both their days as sports broadcasters, she roasts Ben for being the worst bartender ever and they both discuss the best ways to play off a fartðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi56 min
- what's your irrational fearâð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's your irrational fear? (like your panic alarm never turning off) 86 NEWS reports on a man who had a heart transplant from a PIG then Ben reenacts getting a facial at hibachi grill, he imagines what it's like being a fake dramatic during a carwash, he realizes squirrels are just hot rats, remembers every math teacher during national PIE DAY and wonders why the morning after he has ONE drink it feels like someone shoved an entire pie crust in his noseðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi49 min
- what's your biggest Lâð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's the biggest L you've taken? (like: getting catfished and still having sex with the person who catfished you) 86 NEWS reports on a woman who quit her job to act like a puppy full time, Ben explains why leaving a voicemail is the hardest thing to do in human history, he remembers the moment he realized PALL MALL is pronounced PELL MELL, he sends the man who named all sandwiches to hell and comes to conclusion that fig newtons are the cousins pop tarts don't want to see at christmasðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi38 min
- craziest NYE storiesð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð 4 ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben has Comedian @rayhensleycomedy on to answer the Espresso Question of the week: what's your craziest NYE story? (like f*cking up a cowboy) 86 NEWS reports on a SQUIRREL that terrorizes an entire CITY, the boys admit their dream jobs are working at a booth inside a parking garage, Ben decides he's naming his kid Elvis, Ray orders at Qdoba in ASMR, they petition to have the balloon game on ESPN and both realize old playground equipment is the reason everyone has CTEðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi52 min
- opinions that trigger peopleð ð¥ ð ðð¥ðð ððŠ ððð¥ð!ð¥ 𧢠â buy some shit ;)influencedby.co/collections/ben-polizzið ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's an opinion you have that might trigger someone? (like: backstreet boys being 100% more talented than beetles) 86 NEWS reports on a woman finding a chicken's head in her KFC wings, Ben explains why getting his shoes cleaned at a mall kiosk was the best christmas gift ever, he realizes white girls w winged eyeliner are the most dangerous people in the city and reveals his Mount Rushmore of Role Models (3 backstreet boys 1 fast food mascot) ;)ðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi45 min
- gifts u want for xmas but can't ask forð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)its OG SPRESS!! on this episode Ben has Barstool Sports' @joeymulinaro on to answer the Espresso Question of the week: what's something you want for christmas but can't ask for? (like beanoðš) JOHNSON AND SCHMITTY report on a panda breaking out of it's cage on 86 NEWS, then joey and ben realize people who go to movies on christmas day should be in jail, they explain why santa's elves are total pieces of shit, the boys rank the top5 most popular figures ever (santa > jesus) they outlaw thankyou notes for eternity and then they obviously make fun of ben's dadðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi1 hr 2 min
- what's your personal conspiracy?ð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's your own personal conspiracy theory? (like STD's are a myth created by condom companies) 86 News reports on Jesus being found in a tangerine, ben tries to figure out why his dad is physically unable to open presents on Christmas and he explains why he almost drowned during his dentist appointment WHOOPSðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi36 min
- things you do that should be illegalð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what do you do that should be illegal? (like flossing with your OWN hair) 86 News reports on the possible EXTINCTION of chicken tenders, then Ben admits to his strange addiction to rotisserie chickens, explains why every time he eats popcorn he gets put into a SAW trap, reveals the only reason we have the holidays is so we don't blow our heads off WHOOPS and then his good friend and comedian Alex Eakin (@alexander.the.eakin) hangs for 10minðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi54 min
- what's your toxic trait?ð ð·ðŒð¶ð» ðºð ðœð®ðð¿ð²ðŒð» ð³ðŒð¿ ð²ð ð°ð¹ððð¶ðð² ðœðŒð±ð°ð®ððð ðð«ðð§ð® ð¬ððð (ðŒð»ð¹ð ð³ðŒð¿ ððµð² ð³ð®ðº)https://www.patreon.com/benedictpolizziâŠïž ðŠðð¯ðð°ð¿ð¶ð¯ð² ðŒð» ð¬ðŒðð§ðð¯ð² ð³ðŒð¿ ðºðŒð¿ð² ð°ðŒð»ðð²ð»ð!https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRwNZpU67AK24r5QGfIfCwð¹ ðð€ð£'ð© ðð€ð§ððð© ð©ð€ ð§ðð©ð & ð§ðð«ððð¬ ;)on this episode Ben answers the Espresso Question of the week: what's your toxic trait? (like breaking up couples at parties) 86 News covers a woman breastfeeding a KITTEN then ben investigates what asshole named IPA's, why all bartenders think they're the president, what species actually likes donuts withOUT filling and whooo tf has time to take a bath??ðžðŠð²ð»ð± ððŒðð¿ ðµðŒðºð¶ð² ð® ðð®ðºð²ðŒ ð³ð¿ðŒðº ðð¢ðð¡ðŠð¢ð¡:https://v.cameo.com/E48BXekQ29ð¹ð§ð¶ðžð§ðŒðž:https://www.tiktok.com/@benedictpolizzi?source=h5_mðžðð»ððð®ðŽð¿ð®ðº:https://www.instagram.com/benedictpolizzi/ð¹ð§ðð¶ððð²ð¿:https://twitter.com/benedictpolizzi40 min
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