Essentially Useless

It's Christmas time babies! What better way to get into the holiday spirit than discussing Covid friendly family events and crack heads?

I sure hope y'all like guitar hero

Do you think Covid was an accident? I bet you think the earth is round too... This week we get to the bottom of the mystery that is Covid-19 and find the one real theory that breaks the whole thing wide open!

Take some time for yourself and allow Robert Fetuccini Hermsmeyer III to open your mind to the thought possibilities that exist around us that we're too scared to consider for ourselves

I really don't remember what we talked about this time around, but I know we definitely talked about Covid Era network television and Shakira for at least 20 minutes

We talk about some big life developments, mask wearing "encouragement", and grocery store playlists

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of Essentially Useless: Tales from the Front Lines! We are Kevin and Bobby and we both risk our lives day in and day out to bring you what you need in these trying times. Us essential workers make up the backbone of this delicate society, and without us, the world as we know it would crumble to dust like the great ancient continent of Pangea did before us. Join us as we recount the stories from our daily lives as America's modern heroes, and enjoy your daily dose of schadenfreude!