On this weeks podcast we discuss:

• Phil’s early start in the bar
• Jofra’s Xbox controller 
• Joe Root’s lid
• Ben Stokes being good at cricket 
• The ultimate BYO tea
• Shannon’s masseuse 

Enjoy!

After a painfully long off-season, we finally have some cricket to sink our teeth into. 

This week we discuss:

- Using Dettol on the ball 
- Soap dodgers in their element
- Turning up in whites  
- Deliveroo for tea
- Tino Best and Jofra Archer’s spat
- Cordial ratios

Enjoy!

This week we discuss:

- Phil’s abysmal golf swing
- What the England boys are doing in their bubble 
- Raising the bat in a floppy
- Lapping during a partnership 

Enjoy!

This week we have the pleasure of welcoming England and Essex batsman, Daniel Lawrence. 

We discuss:

- His recent tour down under
- A bowling action that shouldn’t be on daytime TV
- Bedroom shadow batting in your England kit 
- Self-proclaimed top 3 best looking blokes in the Essex side 

Enjoy

This week we introduce ex England and Essex women’s cricketer, Beth MacGregor. 

We discuss:

- Beth’s experiences of touring at a young age 
- Her experiences of both women’s and men’s club cricket 
- Billy skinny dipping in Sri Lanka
- Phil launching his putter 400 yards 
- Donald Trump in the scorebox 

Enjoy!

This week we are delighted to welcome Essex quick and promising bat, Matt Quinn.

We each picked three Netflix stars from a series, film, or documentary based on their character to make the ultimate club side. 

 - Pablo Escobar takes charge of the end of season bash
- Smithy behind the pegs
- Ted Bundy bats 8, doesn’t bowl
- Rodney Trotter doesn’t get choice of ends
- Joe Exotic on the heavy roller
- Carole Baskin on tea duty


Stay safe!

This week we have each decided to come up with three players we would like to isolate with and why. 

Some of the content includes:

- Sourav Ganguly’s palace
- Working on Hashim Amla’s arm
- Sharing a coffee with Adam Zampa
- Dinner with Dwayne Leverock
- Lance Klusener and Curtly Ambrose share a bunkbed 

Stay safe!

This week we discuss:

- Our ultimate club cricket X1 using 10 English professionals and 1 overseas player, showing their value on and off the pitch 
- Phil discovers Fred Trueman is no longer available for selection
- Billy highlights the importance of a good scorer
- We also have a question from Jamie Porter which everyone can relate to 

Enjoy

This week we talk about:

- Backyard cricket 
- Four year olds playing the short ball
- Shadow batting nude
- The importance of saying, “I didn’t get it” after hitting a 120 metre Dorothy  

Wash your hands you cheeky fuckers 

This week we discuss:

- Overseas players car being scrapped with his housemates cricket kit inside 
- Ben Foakes being a good looking rooster
- Amazons Ashes documentary on Australia and what they would expect to see behind the scenes
- Cricket teas must-haves