Boris Johnson demonstrates an appalling lack of empathy, and we talk about the NHS and walk through a tunnel, twice.

In which I spend absolutely ages getting wet on a rainy, dreich day, and record almost an hour long show. There's a goose, that I misidentify as a duck, I get drowned out by a weir, and I talk about tactical voting, along with some of its problems and alternatives.

What is the meaning of "people of talent," when the Prime Minister uses it to describe immigrants? Did it secretly mean "people of colour" regardless? Me And The Dog begins, appropriately, with dog whistles.