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Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Lost in Space" by John Williams

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Cabaret" by John Kander

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Once Upon a Dream" by Peter Tchaikovsky In 1869, King Ludwig II, the Mad King of Bavaria, began to exhibit fits of chaotic behavior in his Courtiers’ presence, demanding his soldiers round up random citizens for arrest for no reason (or treason) and declaring war on random countries thinking nothing of the consequences on his subjects, or their continued inability to get a decent night’s sleep lest they wake to yet another strange and unexpected act of the King’s madness that would ruin their entire day before breakfast, if not their life... One morning, the Courtiers were summoned to a secret cavern in the lowest levels of the King’s Royal Halls, where a small indoor lake fed the moat of water surrounding the castle walls... A large hand carved wooden swan, the size of a boat suitable for two passengers to recline in comfort on gold satin pillows, floated languidly at the end of a short dock, carpeted in a plush red shag rug and supporting a length of violet velvet ropes, ensuring the safety of any guests on this tiny pier as they boarded the bobbing White Swan... The King’s most trusted personal advisor and assistant gathered the Courtiers and told them King Ludwig had ordered this Swan Boat carved to entertain foreign and Royal Guests visiting the castle in private, and that even the King’s greatest seizures of madness might be abated and diffused by treating the King to an idyllic ride on his beloved Great Swan Ship, with various visiting Kings and tyrants accompanied by a live orchestral performance of one very specific movement from the ballet “Sleeping Beauty” by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky...

Tomb Raider, Lara Croft :: The Last Revelation :: How to Read Egyptian Holografix... According to Egyptian legend, Horus, son of the light, outwitted the evil God Set and imprisoned him in a secret tomb. Five thousand years later, Lara Croft discovered the lost tomb and unwittingly unleashed the evil God Set, fulfilling the ancient prophecy of his return to plunge mankind into darkness! This Ancient Egyptian Holografix was first exhibited at the Paris World's Faire by film maker and magician, Georges Méliès, shortly before the mysterious vanishing of famous French Archeologist Adele Blanc-Sec with Tomb Raider, Lara Croft, in Paris, 1938... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Tomb Raider :: Lara Croft :: The Last Revelation" by Nathan McCree

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "The Princess Bride" by Mark Knopfler

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: Theme by Gustav Holst

“...and then came the endless rain and the final Port Key was lost in the Mars Underground somewhere between the Gates of Krypton and your home town...”——- from The Last Days of Man on Earth... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Planet Krypton" by John Williams

Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "And Krypton Will Answer" by John Williams

“And I will always remember when the Doctor was me...” - - Time War :: Fall of the 11 Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: Theme by Murray Gold

Chapter 1 :: Shaking and Waking :: Chapter 2 :: The Darkling Daughter of a Transparent King :: Chapter 3 :: Ptolemy's Lost Machine :: The Organon Parallacticon :: Chapter 4 :: Thomas Kyd in the Court of King James :: Chapter 5 :: The Dynamic of Magic :: A New Radio Active Novel from Théâtre Électrique Illustration :: "Steampunk Baby Dumpling sends Declan Guy a Holographic Pirate Flag from the future."