:: Evacuate Earth Now ::

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  • Declan Guy and the Chronographic Skye :: The LPunk Lament
    Some people, who travel frequently between the Earth and Mars, have often been quoted as saying the L Punk Attitude and movement began in the Mars Weather Wonderground, shortly after the city was rebuilt. The children of generations of grown ups and adults who lived their entire lives dependent on tick tock Neotek devices and extrema ad astra nano-tek, rejected all such electronic and solar powered devices out of hand. They saw their parents attachment to any such devices as leading to the destruction of their planet, and many went wandering in groups or pairs, out through Galactic Time, in search of themselves, or in other words, in search of their true selves, rather than in search of the typical well traveled places to take more selfies, and wallow in their online persona... The term L Punks is thought to be possibly derived from the word Luddite, describing a person who took part in the great machine rebellion of 1811 in England, in which all the clockwork and industrial factories in Great Britain were smashed and destroyed by mobs of Luddites, for fear they would take away the jobs and livelihoods from human workers on Earth. A similar rebellion took place when the Splinternet on Mars MP, or Mars Prior, had caused all the Digital Disc and LP record stores to fold up and go out of business overnight, due to most music being suddenly and widely available for free by satellite and other various elite connections. And then there are those who say the capital LP in LPunk does rather stand for LP or Long Play Vinyl recordings one might have found in the aforementioned disappearing and now hard to find anywhere, music and record shops. One or two or a few die hards say the L in LP stands for the L train in New York City, on Earth, for no special reason, as anarchy so often does require no special reason. And finally, I myself, personally know of one person, who says the L in LPunk stands for less bread, more taxes. A great slogan of the White Bread wars, and a common saying in the land of Faerie hidden in the forests of England on Earth and in the crystal caves of Mars AM, or Mars at the Moment. The LPunks live above and beyond the circle of technology with no input from any tick tock Neotek device... The LPunks like robots better than people because robots don't bleed as much when you bash them in the face. The LPunk main preference for social media is sitting in a pub chatting directly with friends. The only other acceptable form of communique, when a friend is not present is proceeding to a post office and sending a telegram. Lpunks live on cookies and milk or full or double cream when they can afford it. Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "We Don't Need Another Hero" by Terry Britten
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  • Extinction Anthropocene :: Port Key to Planet Krypton
    “...and then came the endless rain and the final Port Key was lost in the Mars Underground somewhere between the Gates of Krypton and your home town...”——- from The Last Days of Man on Earth... Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "Planet Krypton" by John Williams
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  • The Girl Who Waited...
    “And I will always remember when the Doctor was me...” - - Time War :: Fall of the 11 Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: Theme by Murray Gold
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  • Preview :: Chapter 5 :: Witches, Daemons, Treason and Spies
    —————- :: Special Preview :: —————- - “Thomas Kyd in the Court of King James” - - A New Play by Christopher Marlowe - A most lamentable comedy revealing how King James I sent England’s most vile Puritans to colonise the “New World” in 1603, with two books he wrote :: “Daemonologie” or “How to Find and Burn Witches for Fun and Profit” and “The Bible”... Prologue :: Spoken by Sycorax, Celtic translator :: A man of this time and of these hours, No longer strolls amongst stalking flowers. And yet still, these children, nestled near, With electric eyes and a digitized ear, Raise raging waves against seas of dark reason, Summoning a day, a man for all seasons... On this day two friends were banished for treason. Destined for Padua on a boat in fog. They came ashore in Scotland, thinking it Prague. And how these gay lovers do echo from this beach, This untold tale no teacher will teach. Our actors will show how Christopher Marlowe, Did come to be known by more commercial names. Disguising both himself and his gay friend, Thomas Kyd, in the Court of King James. Prologue :: (con’t) Spoken By Ariel, Faerie of the Airy Mountain What demon fell from the high cliffs of hell? Submersible spheres, copper faces in tears. This ever descending dissembling liar, rebranding wealth as virtue, stars for fire. Yet those who have ears would hear a heart beat true. So smile weary souls as silence falls. Oh guardian sentry, red turncoat to hell, cry, “Hear me now spirits, come ring your bell!” I am not some thing, some dream of the white king. All players in our tale I plead now rise, conceal false face twixt false heart and false eye! Act One, Scene One (Lochlaven Island Beach, in the fog, Christopher Marlowe is passed out on the shore, Thomas Kyd holds his head in his lap.) Thomas Kyd We’ll find no breakfast here...no tea nor toast... This miserable world...this Barbary Coast... That little storm, that tempest in a teapot... A Shipwreck shore where no man set foot before. These Empty icons seem familiar, yet not... My still love, immersed in Dream, and I in thought... So much life is spent in crude contemplation, Dark reveries driving station to station... —- Dramatis Personae —- ——-:: The Players :: ——- King James VI of Scotland Princess Anne of Elsinore Castle, Denmark Prince Regent Christian of Elsinore Castle, Anne’s bother Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, Courtiers of Elsinore Castle Christopher Marlowe, the writer Thomas Kyd, author of the play “Hamlet” Guy Fawkes, a revolutionary and a corporate spy Matthew Hopkins, a witch finder general Lord Strange, Master of Theatrical Arts Ingram Frizer, a spy from London Nicholas Skeres, another spy from London Robert Pooley, a third spy from London The Ghost of Mary Queen of Scots, Lochlaven Castle Lochlaven Castle Guard Sentry #1 Lochlaven Castle Guard Sentry #2 Sycorax, the macabre witch of Lochlaven Island Wood Fire Axe, her weird sister and the third twin, Miss Tiffany in Case of Emergency Break Glass Young Caliban, demon son of Sycorax Ariel, a Faerie and a Sprite Musique Mécanique par le Théâtre Électrique :: "The Rings of Akhaten" by Murray Gold
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