Jeff’s thinking about old timey video rental joints; we write the first draft of Cruise’s space movie (hint: it involves space garbage, a broken Moon, and a frogadillo); Cruise impersonator Evan Ferrante blows our minds with his CruisePressions, and shares his own story of meeting Tom Cruise.

Follow Evan on Instagram at @nottomcruiseofficial.

And on Twitter @not_tomcruise.

On TikTok @evanferrante.

And check out his YouTube channel.

And while you’re at it, why not visit his website too!!

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