This week's episode is a little of an… archaeological find: we recorded it exactly two years ago, started editing it, then completely abandoned it and let it fade into obscurity… until now.

• Peabody is the MVP: she’s the best pick for a desert island situation and the most likely to lead a protest.

• Roarke gets crowned “most likely to quietly take over the world” (because… obviously).

• Mavis wins the easiest calls: “run off with the circus” and “star in her own reality show.”

• Nadine gets the “most likely to be President” vote—pure big-deal energy from day one.

• When it comes to High School Sports, Tara says that Eve most likely "Accidentally stood out," and if that isn't the story of Eve's life, we don't know what is.

• Bonus chaos: they pitch Charles Monroe as “most likely to end up on Broadway” (with a very specific Grease mental image).

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