What starts as a completely normal conversation about dolphins somehow ends up in bull anatomy, South Park cowardice, the Trump/Putin summit, and why the border’s still a mess. Aaron and I dive headfirst into the absurd, the political, and the historically questionable — all while keeping it the way we used to talk in the dorms before the world got lame.

This episode covers:

(00:00) Dolphin “self-defense” strategies

(05:48) How bulls actually break their junk

(12:40) Catholic priest jokes, Norm Macdonald, and Trump’s Epstein problem

(22:10) South Park avoiding Biden jokes

(33:42) The boogeyman problem after Trump’s gone

(40:28) Authoritarianism from both sides

(52:05) Mexico’s Jewish president

(01:00:35) Hitler on meth, French cowardice, and WWII “what ifs”

(01:16:10) Immigration hypocrisy & Denver’s migrant bill

(01:27:58) Genders you didn’t know existed

(01:36:00) The Great Russia, Russia, Russia Summit

(01:55:40) Taiwan, Ukraine, and the “Zelensky problem”

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