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We're back. Connor explains why he was hanging out with communists in West Virginia(the answer might shock you). Ossia talks about an adventure she was on. Big time roller coaster talk. Haircuts. Does anyone read the description? Ossia doesn't think women should vote. We are having the time of our lives. Connor is shocked Ossia washes her hair

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WE GOT NEW MICS AND SOUND LIKE PROFESSIONALS. We discuss gross things once again. We talk about the worst product mascots like the mucinex guy and the toenail guy. Also we discuss cleft lips. We talk grilled chicken, side dishes, real wild stuff. We talk about medical conditions and the ways in which they are classified. We talk proper internet security and parental locks on computers. I don't know man. Just listen, this is a great episode.

Whoopsie had to cut something out for the first time. Probably shouldve cut stuff out before. Oh well. We talk pickle ball, ducks, child protective services. Connor learns about different cheeses and we discuss the difference between man cheese and woman cheese. We discuss the habits of door guys cleaning bathrooms. The part about drywall is pretty funny

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We are back. We bring with us a producer. We finally have one. No technical difficulties. We talk about smelly teeth. We talk about breaking stuff. Kind of a crap heavy episode where there are multiple crap stories. I am realizing I might be a bad person. I don't realize it in the episode but as I listened back I had that realization. We talk about other stuff too.

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In this episode we have a little dead air due to the cat, sue me. We discuss refined cultural topics like ranch, creamy chicken pasta, creamy meat pasta. We talk about the neighbors again. Fitness tips. Being poor. CPS. The YMCA. Acronyms. Crimes we didnt commit 5-7 years ago. Counting to 1000. Stuff like that. This is a good episode and its our last episode without a producer.

In this episode Connor reiterates that he is a home owner. We find a nice way to talk about dirty whites. Ossia and Connor discuss legal highs. Connor already called the cops. Find out why. Although if you have been listening you already know why. Things are going good. I forget what else we talked about. We probably talked about relationships, charity, philanthropy, climate crisis, socioeconomic disparities, being chill. I need money. Please give me money.

Connor is coming off the road, Ossia is coming off the road. Sleepy cast today. We talk about gross things and dental hygiene and insurance. Spell check is convinced Ossia's name is a typo. We discuss headliner Ossia, lgbtq, coffee, comedy, mental health. Things are good. Thanks for listening

We talk about Connor's cat and make fun of people from Massachusetts. I had to have autocorrect fix the spelling of that word. We once again talk about farts, classic. This is a fun episode and they keep getting better. I think there are less technical difficulties. Either way I hope you all enjoy. We may or may not talk about things like relationships, building wealth, dreams, sci-fi, murder mysteries, personal finance, current events, climate change, stand up comedy. Listen and find out for yourself

This week Connor and Ossia discuss adult legos, cross stitching, how to get rich, relationships. I keep adding key words to try to increase our SEO stuff because I am pretty sure that is a thing. We do talk about all this stuff though. We are a little scatterbrained but that is why you listen. You love us. We love you. If you read this description please comment that you read it. Please.

Connor talks about his old racist boss with face tattoos. Ossia says "yuck" multiple times. We discuss Juneteenth(tastefully, making fun of conservatives who stink but are happy to have the day off, you gotta hear it) and the submarine imploding because we recorded this so long ago. We are trying to be smart and backlog episodes so our listeners don't ever go without hearing our voices. I think I am supposed to be very descriptive to increase our SEO results. I am writing this from a hotel room while my daughter sleeps next to me. I am on vacation. I should give jet skis another chance.