CJ learns these glorified rats had always sang. Alexa unmasks a serial killer reviewer. They both love David Cross.

Alexa makes a Digimon OC. CJ is tender, like fried chicken. This movie was bad.

Alexa's soul is inside a little doll that looks just like her. CJ lost his ventriloquist dummy somewhere in his basement. Alexa and CJ struggle to do a podcast. 

CJ plots for the day when Alexa has 4 country men and a beatboxer sing Kanye West's Gold Digger, acapella.

Alexa will become a lamp. CJ will become a lovely figure head, or an ottoman. A penguin threw the first brick at a cop at Stonewall.

Alexa disapproves of the movie's use of Universal Studios. CJ wants to be the top of the West Side Story pyramid. They both need to myspace this.

Alexa works through a Bang energy high. CJ finds a YouTube channel. Tell your grandma to pull the car around.

CJ and Alexa struggle to stay awake and count the red flags that litter this boring 'film'.

CJ ponders a new conspiracy. Alexa dreams of bald men. They both know Shrek 2 is the best.

Alexa watched the Les Mis movie in theaters seven times. CJ has to drive 45 minutes to get to a theater. Sam is cooler than the both of them.