Given the fact we are but two months out from the most important, and no doubt terrifying, US election of our lifetimes, we bring you a US election special. Can 'Sleepy Joe' Biden Awaken a polarised American publics' erstwhile acceptance of and pride in democratic norms? Or will The Donald and his cohort of far-right mentalists cling on to power by any means necessary? Hear our take on the campaign, as well as our predictions of the result.

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Welcome back dear listener(s?)! 

In episode 15 we touch upon myriad topics, some low brow, others the very highest of brow. As ever, it's a podcast of great pith and moment which may change the way you look at the world forever. Failing that, the way you look at high-street banking.  

We begin with Pete's love of the Scotch, Welsh and our limited knowledge of the London borough of Fulham.  Pete's friend Aaron gets yet another mention, this time with his savvy coining of a phrase to describe Pete's raconteur-esque anecdotes. 

After touching on the business practices of the Brighton chain of Burger King in the early 00s, we move onto the meat 'n' potatoes of the episode. A brief, but earnest discussion of our mental health struggles precedes an analysis of the scapegoating of Muslims in N-West England for the uptick in cases of covid19 in that area. It's DEFINITELY the Muslims, not all the white people packed into the pubs like cretinous sardines.  

After Pete's half-lecture, half-rant on all that, we're back on Terra Firma, with porn for the blind and how Pete's punking of a high-street bank blew up in his face. 

You lucky, lucky sausages. 

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Pete's been out walking again. In the wind. Apparently someone was trying to shoot a pigeon. Also, get ready to learn about Gary Bolton.

Your guess is as good as mine

Well done on downloading episode 14 you incredibly intelligent, sexually attractive person you!

Join us this week for an in-depth Don McLean special, during which we discuss the career and influence of the legendary folk singer, Don McLean. For about 28 seconds.

We move on to NOT discuss grime artist Wiley's anti-semitic Twitter screed and Leigh wonders once more where Pete is living. Though after a terrible week, things are looking up for Pete due to a 'not significant', small cash windfall and a negative Covid-19 test result. That's before we hear about the collapse of his relationship, quite possibly under the weight of too many Tom Jones medleys. 

Leigh bravely comes out about his bitter struggle with erectile dysfunction, before we jump into Covid (again), Swedish gyms, work productivity and office Karens. 

Things almost end on an intellectual high-note, before Pete asks why all British pornography features Geordie lads and expounds on the strangest plot-line for a porn scene he has ever witnessed. This link will take you to the scene in question (very much NSFW) if you want a 360 degree, panoramic view from inside Pete's brain during the pod.