Episode 13 begins with a bang and enough 'f'in & Jeff'in' within the first minute to bar us from the lucrative family friendly podcast market. This week we beseech our listeners to NOT seek out our Youtube account, tee up a possible 'brown noise' version of the podcast and discuss the fact that a giant swarm of flying ants off the coast of Kent can be seen from space. Though that wasn't the only sign of the apocalypse over the country, with the news that a 'bone eating' vulture made a rare visit to the UK, as if alerted to an uptick in freshly laid corpses across the land...
It appears our Omani fan-base has dissipated, but we forget those turncoats and focus on the probability our dulcet tones may be gently wafting their way through a provincial Dutch brothel instead.
We touch upon Leigh's late 00s drug fuelled 'Threads' session, the life and times of 'Milton Keynes', the threat our lunatic fan-base poses to Pete's life, and your two favourite podcasters becoming potential housemates (Leigh will come around to the idea!). Somehow this is all part of a discussion on UK housing regulation. Don't ask why.
'Lenin Jew's' critical role in the Cultural Revolution is the point at which we give up.
Those are just SOME of this week's topics. God I wish they weren't.