Everybody Ships Us

This living room date conversation runs the gamut of topics - why hands are hot, “The Godfather” quotes, how to play the bagpipes, and for what in their lives Shelley and Bonnie are most grateful. In addition to playing a hilarious new game called the Whisper Challenge, our hosts follow a theoretical tangent about what crimes they would commit if they had a day like the movie The Purge. Spoiler alert - Brad Pitt is heavily involved… as are French accents. (We send our sincerest apologies to all French-speaking countries.) Please enjoy this week’s date, and make sure to rate & follow/subscribe if you liked it!

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Alexandra Billings (she/her/they/them) returns with Shelley and Bonnie for part 2 of our Third Wheel date! Alex tells us about important relationships in her life, from one of her best friends, Ginger Spice, to her wife, Chrisanne, and how those relationships shifted and changed over the years. She talks about why queer people especially can have a hard time asking for help, shares what it’s like to have Shelley as an assistant, and yells at us for leaving our door unlocked. Plus, Alex, Bonnie, and Shelley give each other employee reviews live on the podcast, which goes… exactly as you’d expect it to go. Finally, she gives us ALL (yes, even Assistern Bri) a very generous challenger to complete… find out next week if we’re able to make it happen!

Alex’s memoir, This Time For Me, is available to purchase now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and independent booksellers!

Alexandra: @therealalexandrabillings

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Alexandra Billings (she/her/they/them), actor, singer, activist, Shelley’s Boss, and now published author, joins Shelley and Bonnie in their living room! Alex helps us play a game variant called “One Truth, One Lie,” moderates a therapy session with a squirrel, and discusses how to take a bra off without using your hands. We delve into some queer fashion history, and Alex regales us with unbelievable stories from her new memoir, This Time For Me (which is available to purchase now on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and independent booksellers)! Part 2 of this chaotic and heartfelt interview will be up next week - so make sure to subscribe so you don’t miss when that drops!

Alexandra: @therealalexandrabillings

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Part 2 of our Third Wheel Date with Jessie Santiago is here! Our favorite hair expert joins Shelley and Bonnie to play a truly revelatory game of Which Would You Choose, in which we learn quite a lot about each other. Would we choose to be aliens or robots? To be infamous or forgotten forever? To lose all our teeth or lose a day of our life every time we kissed someone? Play along with us - and see who you agree with the most! (If it’s Bonnie, you’ve chosen absolute chaos.) All that and more - like Jeremy’s leather-jacket-wearin' alter ego! - in this episode of Everybody Ships Us!

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Salon Benders has become a safe haven for queer people of all ethnic and socioeconomic backgrounds in Southern California. They do gender-affirming haircuts, silent cuts, they link their clients with community resources from which they might benefit - AND they have an incredible program called Give-A-Cut, where people can donate haircuts to those in the community who can’t afford to get them.

Find out more and schedule a consultation @salonbenders / salonbenders.com!

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Jessie Santiago (she/her), artist, Reiki master, and owner of queer hair hotspot Salon Benders in Long Beach, joins us on the pod today to share her journey to a place of loving and honoring her truest self within her relationships - platonic and romantic! Jessie answers our hosts’ burning questions about polyamory, Shelley talks about the time she went to Outback Steakhouse with her mom to celebrate her entering puberty, and Bonnie reveals she is secretly Jessie’s therapist. Laughs abound in this episode, even as we touch on some tender topics. Jessie was a blast and we know you’ll love her like we do - for the kickass, intuitive, and openhearted human she is!

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Salon Benders has become a safe haven for queer people of all ethnic and socioeconomic backgrounds in Southern California. They do gender-affirming haircuts, silent cuts, they link their clients with community resources from which they might benefit - AND they have an incredible program called Give-A-Cut, where people can donate haircuts to those in the community who can’t afford to get them.

Find out more and schedule a consultation @salonbenders / salonbenders.com!

Email [email protected] to send us mail with Jeremy!

Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus

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This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc

Have you ever asked your best friend why you’re going to hell? Well, we have… now! Shelley and Bonnie put each other on blast in this episode and reveal the worst things they’ve ever done to earn them a spot in hell. Assistern Bri doesn’t escape the heat in this one either, as both Bonnie and Shelley are very salty about their room-swapping challenger punishment… Also, Shelley explains her BTS rankings, Bonnie talks about her recurring dating dynamics, and our swearin’ sailor hosts play a game to try to not curse for the rest of their date. It’s a jam-packed episode - one you won’t want to miss!

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It’s the long-awaited return of fan-favorite game One Minute Scavenger Hunt! Shelley and Bonnie race against time to bring back themed treasures from their rooms to win points - all in the hopes of meeting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Our hosts seek advice from each other about dating and about mental health, check in with each other about their new cleaning arrangements, and discuss why they’re a teeny bit afraid of aging. Plus, Assistern Bri comes up with a diabolical punishment to make sure Shelley and Bonnie will never fail a challenger ever again. In the words of Ms. Taylor Swift herself, “Every bait and [room] switch was a work of art.”

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What’s the difference between a sloop and a schooner? What’s Shelley’s favorite episode of Psych? How does Tom Hanks write emails? And who is Janine Boatcaptain?! All that and more is answered in this chaotic episode of Mail With Jeremy! Also in this episode - the debut of our new Mail With Jeremy song from a very special singing group. And Jeremy’s pigeon cousin flies into town, and we need your help to give him a brand-spankin’ new name!

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In this episode of Everybody Ships Us, both Bonnie and Shelley reveal the results of their songwriting challengers for each other - with absolutely incredible results (I mean, Shelley literally wrote a Flan Song!). Shelley asks for advice on flirting, and both of our hosts dream of their perfect days. But what’s this? Bonnie discovers that Shelley and Jeremy have been hanging out without her - and real-time conflict arises because of it! Will Bonnie and Shelley be able to make it out of this date without breaking up, or is this it for their ‘ship?

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Anatasha Blakely and Jacob Sorling are back, and the epic showdown is on! Which couple is objectively superior? Who will have to move out of their apartment as punishment for losing The Newlywed Game? What flavor of ice cream do Jacob and Shelley bond over loving? Will Tasha ever write the fanfiction about when Bonnie and Shelley finally get romantic? And most importantly… best friends or lovers, which one are you?

Anatasha: @anatashablakely

Jacob: @jacobsorling

Inch Thick, Knee Deep: @inchthickfilm 

Note: this episode was recorded before Anatasha won “Best Actress in a Short” for her performance in the film we talk about in this episode, “Inch Thick, Knee Deep,” at Screamfest LA. We weren’t joking, y’all - this film is CRAZY GOOD.

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Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/everybodyshipsus

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This podcast is presented by Schmengie, Inc. // @schmengieinc