--GRIM NEWS FOR THE FUTURE OF OPIATES IN AMERICA
--AMERICANS TOO DUMB TO QUIT SMART TVs
--FACEBOOK'S APP REFUSES TO DIE
--IT'S THE WOOD THAT MAKES IT GOOD
--FINE TIMING ON THIS SCRATCH OFF BUY
--JAKE THE GOLDEN WILL BE OK
--PINOT AND PRINGLES IN THE PARKING LOT: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPS