Everyone Has A Podcast

Well, we all knew it would come to this… Thanks for listening. We’re gonna hurry back as soon as possible. This first season of the show was just the start! We’re gonna come back bigger and better than ever, you’ll see! You’ll all see! HAHhahahahAHAHAHAahahaha

I mean, did anyone ever read a single one of these? Did you? Like really? I dropped so many hints about the shows impending end date! To the point I was hiding a roman numeral countdown in this mother-fucker! Much like the Mayan the calendar that end never happened, and it wasn’t just because of you reading this, it’s because of you crazy lovable maniacs who reach out to us. We always love love, and will accept it with the love and anxiety of a pre-pubescent teenage boy seeing his first tiddy.

The show is back, just in time to deliver some bummerific news…

While on vacation in Mexico, the reluctant heroes will leave it all on the line, one last time. Not, actually, but there are a dumb amount of hours into this thing, so go find out what happens by finding out what happens…

This week it’s the original recipe, Bryon and Adam, the real boys from back in the dizzy. Anyway, this week is a great departure from the awful world around you (unless you’re a test fund billionaire [in which case, hit up our DMs, I have some ideas that only require capital]). So yeah, let’s address the elephant in the room—Adam and Bryon haven’t been on mic together in a while. Just listen to this solid 8/10 episode and then YOU can be the judge. We talk about judges in this episode.

This week Adam is away, of fuck me if you can’t tell by the audio quality alone. These mfs kill it with their loud cop/quiet cop routine. They tear Adam down with biting remarks about his physical appearance? Ouch. Anyway, if you like mean-spirited mud slinging, saddle up.

This week it’s Adam and Chris, so get used to it. This week the duo spits the gospel truth about the Royal Family. They talk about blowing your machine brains out in the vacuum of space. The conversation evolves into anger towards the Pentagon.

This week’s episode comes upside your damn head with more hot topics to get you sliding in your seats. Do you even know about tectonic plates? No? Well, then listen. What do you know about 1,000,000 A.D. …yeah, that’s what I thought. Listen. Do you even comprehend Maclean’s magazine? Haha…wow dude. You really need to listen to this episode because Adam and Chris cover all that (and some). Yeah, that was just the first half lol. In the second half the boys crank up their joshing with all these crazy ideas and they’re like “Whoah, that’s so crazy” and even though you can’t see it I’m serious they’re stunned by it. You’re just gonna have to listen I guess. #SAVEARMYFIREFIGHTERS

Alright, so check it. Adam and Chris are right back up in your business with more than 69 exclusive minutes of all-new hot content. So boom—the episode starts and obvs Adam and Chris go Sicko Mode on some new isht, and your only job is to respect it.

This week on the show…wait…it’s Sunday? “Must be a late episode” is what you’re probably thinking…well, the joke is on YOU, HA! This is a surprise bonus episode where W.H.A.P takes over the show!