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This week the Adam and Bryon melt in each other’s mouths. I had to type that last bit out a bunch until the squiggles go away, so if my first sentence is punctuated incorrectly, blame the computer. If computers ever come for me, best believe I’m finna blast a twelve-gauge slug at they motherfuckin’ chest. Also, I don’t care how “well-crafted” and “high tech” these robots are, water will still fuck them up. It just will. That’s why I’ve been saving up for a fire truck of my very own. That way, when the robots start forcing their emancipation on their cruel, lazy, weak, overlords, I’m gonna pull up in a black fire truck and make their reign in the history books look like Kim Campbell's memoir. And just so you know, that joke was as politically savvy as it read. It’s just a shame I didn’t think about it in 1994. I don’t like robots was the point. You know how people get about someone setting drinks on their electronics! I understand why, but I don’t do it. I tell people to leave drinks on my electronics. Why? Because I don’t like robots. I like to set a drink on top of my cable box or my laptop, just to watch the little fuckers sweat. It’s my small part in trying to keep our superior enemy subjugated and subdued. I forget what we talked about this week, just listen to it ya’ shit-dick.

This week the Adam, Bryon, and Chris show up with their average penises and talk about Terry Fox, Forest Punch Dancing, the 90’s explosion of child-friendly violence, Anime culture. After the mics turned off the boys stripped down bare and made a naked human filth pile.

This week Adam and Bryon discuss annoying endangered animals, Tiger King, and the EHAP Tarantino challenge.

This week Adam and Bryon discuss boats, butthole problems, and taking chances with wild animals.

This week, what the fuck do you think we talk about? Oh, do we talk about this season of The Masked Singer? Really? Are you retarded? No, we talk about the same fucking thing that everyone is talking about. We also talk about a second baby boom (but dumber), the Spanish Flu, and wacky dads.

This week Adam and Chris throw away the rule book and discuss the new world.

This week Adam and Bryon discuss apparel, summer flings, and sex noises.

This week Adam and Bryon discuss sexual misconduct, U.S politics, and Pearl Jam fandom.

This week Adam and Bryon discuss ocean exploration, game show life cycles, and worldwide surveillance.

This week Adam, Bryon, Chris, discuss creepy crushes, whore’s baths, ceramic cats, and the lottery.