Everyone's Doing Better Than Me

This week’s guest, Shayla Lange, is a New York-based professional dominatrix, kink educator, and new business owner. Listen to hear how she sobered up, built her own BDSM dungeon, and turned her stinky armpits into cash. Also included: Katharyn curses Marie Kondo, and Eve complains about New York real estate. Plus, a bonus history lesson on “Roman Showers!”

Eve pushes Katharyn to put her in her will, but instead Katharyn just tries to tell a very sad story about Venmo, which makes Eve cry. Also included: London and New York are different cities; a fun story about poop; some thoughts on gun violence; and Katharyn becoming an insufferable meditator. Listen to hear two New York chickens squawking away!

Kevin William Reed is a talented painter and tattoo artist, a genuine human being, and one of the hottest people in Brooklyn--all of this makes Katharyn swoon and Eve enraged on this week’s episode of Everyone’s Doing Better Than Me. Highlights include Katharyn’s tortured childhood and how it’s linked to scrambled eggs, Eve finally having sex and paying the painful price, and a white sofa saga that doesn’t disappoint. Listen to this episode for bonus tips on how to get those tighty whities sparkling clean from the world’s sweetest hot boy!

This episode begins Katharyn and Eve’s weekly discussions of any awful thing on their minds, without the burden of a successful, interesting guest to hog the spotlight. Topics include Wim Hof breathing repurposed for foreplay, Katharyn’s hideously annoying voicemail, and both hosts’ views  on Transcendental Meditation, which may or may not include death (wink, wink). Also, Kyle owes Katharyn $20. Listen to get the good goss!

Eve and Katharyn get high and berate Eve’s good friend and return guest, Lance Turnbull, about ethical non-monogamy, something he doesn’t actually practice or believe in. 

Also, a doctor rejects Eve’s boob, and Katharyn’s teenage journal is read and ridiculed. Fun for the whole family!

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This week, we chat with Bella Green, Katharyn's more productive (and blonde) doppelgänger, about her upcoming comedy festival show, her new book Happy Endings, and her profound love for drugs. Also discussed is Katharyn's love for men who sell hot dogs and Eve's resentment toward people who eat carbs.

This week, Katharyn and Eve welcome their youngest (and already incredibly successful) guest Erika Ehler, writer for Netflix's "Death to 2020" and winner of the Chortle Student Comedy Award, whose early accolades and talent only serve to upset the hosts even more than usual.

Canadian comedian and everyone's favorite Jewish grandson, Benji Rothman (@iphonebenj) is this week's guest on Everyone's Doing Better Than Me. Listen for the inside goss on Eve's (@eveelbow) wildly disappointing sex life, Benji's side hustle as Pokemon card dealer, and that time Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) pooped on a dude. Be sure to like and subscribe, and follow us on Instagram at @everyonesdoingbetter!

Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) get to a new level of friendship, in which Eve ignores Katharyn's cries for help. Musician, hot mom, and apple of Katharyn's eye Monica Salazar (@toofarsalazar) from the band Courtship Ritual joins the podcast this week, being so effortlessly funny and cool that both hosts forget just how jealous they usually are.

This week, Katharyn (@ewgirlyounasty) and Eve (@eveelbow) chat about foot fetishes, Tinder, and the fun parts of depression and misery, with Katharyn getting really creative with her afterlife plans. Cassie Workman (@thecassieworkman) joins the show and quietly schools Eve and Katharyn on what it is to actually struggle without the griping. Both are humbled/scandalized, though neither is reformed in her jealousy. 

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