Everything Is Awful

This week we talk about dying for you beliefs and how STUPID that is. We talk about the deification of the military and is it problematic? It's problematic. Jordan rants about Jack Posobiec, Justin has an existential crisis on the shitter, and we get into a little hockey talk.

This week Justin and Jordan catch up with some old friends, meet some new friends, and come to the ultimate conclusion that the Republic is fucking because LOL nothing matters. We also discuss the HISTORIC 2018 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS THE BOSTON RED SOX.

This episode is definitely not brought to you by MAGA Blocks.

EMERGENCY PODCAST RELEASE -  This episode Justin and Jordan break down the new Jacob Wohl/Robert Mueller drama. Is it possible that we are the smoking gun that ties this all in to a massive government conspiracy?Also - Jordan finally gets a professional microphone and I guess we're legit now.

This week Jordan and Justin get deep into enemy territory, discussing college conservative organizations like Liberty Hangout, Turning Point USA, and Lone Conservative. We discuss Charlie Kirk, Kent State Gun Girl, and the dangers of joining such partisan organizations at such a young age.

Come for the learning, stay for the repeated overuse of a Charlie Kirk audio clip.

This week Justin and Jordan interview:

USMC Sergeant and disabled veteran Kirstie Ennis. Since suffering her injuries in Afghanistan in 2012, Kirstie has dedicated her life to showing that be #leftlegless isn't going to stop her from walking across countries, climbing the tallest mountains in the world, earning 3 Masters degrees, and in general providing the example for everyone that there's more to life than just living.

This week we discuss gender reveal parties, people dying for selfies, a new Florida man segment, Avril Lavigne is BACK, and Jordan goes on an EPIC Kanye rant.

This week Justin interviews author Joseph Kassabian on his new book The Hooligans of Kandahar. Justin and Joe talk about their respective times in Afghanistan, they talk about masturbation and fleshlights, the talk about pooping, chai boys, moments of vulnerability, and the way in which we recover from the trauma of the forever wars.

This week we pray for the sun setting on numerous scandles and stories. We talk about fake twitter accounts, Justins NYT article, the culture of silence surrounding sexual assault victims and how that has lead to the nomination of Judge Kavanaugh, we talk about JUULing, and finally we talk about the bad decisions we continue to make in life.

This week Jordan and Justin discuss some of the most awful people on earth. We cover charity grifters, Louis CK, anal bleachers, Alex Jones, Marco Rubio, and Paul Flart. This entire episode is dedicated to, and in the spirit of, Florida.

Justin and Jordan talk with Pete Blackburn (CBS Sports, Brunch Podcast) about the upcoming NHL season, favorite NHL goal calls, and if this is the summer of sour beers.

Check out Pete on twitter @PeteBlackburn and @ListentoBrunch.