In this episode, we unravel the fascinating world of Ashkenazi Jewish names—the surnames that sound like places, trades, jokes, blessings, or sometimes just whatever a government clerk thought sounded pronounceable. From Goldstein to Greenberg, Katz to Cohen, Horowitz to Hershkowitz, each name carries a layered story shaped by migration, language, bureaucracy, and a whole lot of historical twists. We'll explore how these names developed, why so many share similar patterns, and what they reveal about centuries of Jewish life in Europe. Get ready for a journey through etymology, culture, and identity—one last name at a time.