Everything Kirk Hates

This week, Holly takes a break from the show, but friend/fan Pamela drops by the podcast for an impromptu visit. We get to know a little more about her, and also chat about Atlantic Beach Pie, the intriguing life of Nicholas Nicoletta, the Law of Urination, and goldfish myths. The Wheel of Hate also lands on cantaloupe this week, so Kirk spares no spite as he explains why this seemingly innocent melon is one of his most hated of all hates.

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This week, Kirk continues to taunt us with treats from Nicoletta's Catering, because he's a ruthless troll. We chat about Kirk and Amberly's 10-year rivalry, Billy and Holly's 18-year wedding anniversary, growing up with video games, finding magic in abandoned fawns, the Netflix show Big Mouth - and the difference between talking about sexuality when we were kids versus today, and a few other things. We also spin the wheel of hate and Kirk reveals his hatred for IPA beers - while Billy explains why he loves them. Happy Pride!  

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This week, we wrap up Episode 18 with Part 2 and include a behind-the-scenes conversation we never intended to air where we talked about cannolis, sucking the life out of pickles, penis gourds, how industrialized food is destroying the planet, and we get a few more minutes of embarrassing doctors appointments. Kirk also delivers not one but TWO rants this week on Chick-fil-A and... Texas... yes, the entire state.

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This week, we share stories of embarrassing doctor's appointments, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our experiences working in the restaurant industry, and Kirk confirms a long-held suspicion about a certain fast-food restaurant's soft serve machine. This session ran long, so we're breaking it up into a two-parter with the second half of the episode airing next week. 

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This week, we share stories of times we said NO, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about our tastes in music (including absurd parental influences), giving blood, the beginning of summer, peeing on plants as a pest deterrent, and Kirk directs his absurdist ire at what he believes to be the #1 worst way to die: getting trampled to death in the doorway of Wal-Mart on Black Friday. He's dead serious, folks.

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This week, we share stories of strangers performing random acts of kindness, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about bad haircuts, Peter Monn, getting back to normalcy post-vax, and Kirk flips his shit on a seldom-known phenomenon: death by car while in your house. We also have a special (and completely unplanned) cooking segment where Kirk prepares Puerto Rican garbanzos... while we're recording. It's a damn mess. The whole episode.

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This week, we share stories of things we've broken, our own as well as a few submitted by some of our listeners. We also talk about Holly's feet, cougar fetishes, Kintsugi - the Japanese art of golden joinery, and Kirk goes to task on stale platitudes (especially rhyming ones). It's one for the books!

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This week, we contemplate reincarnation - including the moral implications of coming back as Holly. We also talk about Sloan luck (it's a thing), where we'd move if we expatriated, and the Wheel of Hate finally lands on Kirk's long-standing nemesis: sweet potatoes fraudulently masquerading as potatoes. The horror!

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It's not as bad as it sounds, but for some unforeseen reason, the subject of poop comes up a lot in this episode. Weird. We also talk about amusement parks, buffet food poisoning, Ellen G. White, and weird jobs we've had - with a few stories from some of you, our listeners, about your own weird job experiences. Kirk also delivers a scathing rebuke of turkey bullies. Not sure what that is? Well, you'll just have to listen and find out.

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This week's episode was basically hijacked by sandwiches. I mean, we talked about a couple of other things, too, but mostly sandwiches. Yep, that's right. We made a whole episode about sandwiches. On accident. This episode also features our first (and possibly last) ever ASMR taste test segment... at the very end of the show, after the outro, so you can skip it entirely if you have misophonia. 

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Special thanks to our local business partner, Nicoletta's Catering - if you live in the Middle Tennessee area, stop on by their location at 820 College St in Clarksville, and tell 'em Kirk sent ya. They make the jalapeno cheese spread that Kirk mentions in this episode, and if you're wondering if it's good, don't just take his word for it... they sell 5,000 pounds of it each year! 

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