This week Kate loses her phone, Victoria loses her drivers license & credit card, and we both lose our minds over the very real fact that people used to be sooo superstitious that they used to put animals on trial. Like actual animals, on trial in an actual court of law. Wtf?!

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If you’re a fan of Thomas Edison, this episode may be a real lightbulb moment…Is it really fair that whoever pays for the patent is the “inventor” of the product? PLUS Victoria picks her favorite Edison invention from a super informative bracket!

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What's more fun than working hard every single day, while someone else lives lavishly off your tax dollars? Nothing! Because royal families, a.k.a. the original Nepo Babies, are the best and make total sense and are totally fair! Yay!!

In this episode, we discuss the downfall of humanity (Victoria blames the grains), a traitorous Viking named Rollo, and a Roman horse with an embarrassingly clingy owner. 

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As if sleeping isn’t difficult enough, here’s something else to worry about. If your brain is caught between sleep and awake and your panic response starts panic responding but the part of your brain that makes you able to move is still asleep. Also there may be a demon on your chest or a man with a hat in your room…Sweet dreeeeeeeeeams! 

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*Maybe don't listen to this episode while you're eating... sorry!!*

Public restrooms are a wonderful idea, but their execution needs a lot of work; at least they do in the US.

Gaps around the stall door, no toilet paper, everything's wet, no hooks for purses, gaps around the stall door, toxic-smelling hand soap, mysterious swarms of flies, and did we mention the gaps around the stall doors?! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!

How do we fix this broken system? I don't know, but I am definitely going to complain about it.

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Uber, Lyft, DoorDash, Postmates, TaskRabbit, Air B&B prove that not paying employees certainly leads to higher profits! What could go wrong? They’re just giving opportunities to people who would otherwise not be able to still not make a living…

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Gender Reveal Parties have simply gotten out of control. Wildfires, plane crashes, and manslaughter charges - why can't people just send out a birth announcement after the baby is born, like in the good old days? Of course the answer is social media; everything needs to be curated, documented, and posted. Ughhh 🙄

Listen to find out how these ridiculous parties started, and then Victoria shares some potential good news for the year ahead 😊

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Whether you’re vowing to eat better for your own health, or obey the gods for a fruitful crop come harvest season, New Year’s Resolutions can be a lot of pressure! We get into it with some tips and perspective and then play a super fun game at the end to wrap up 2025! 

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This holiday season, join Victoria and... a Christmas tree? to learn all about Santa's counterpart, Krampus! He's a half-demon, half-goat monster who comes out of his mountain lair every year to peer through your windows to see if you've been good or bad. And with Krampus' punishments at stake, you better hope you've been good!

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Fruit= great! Cake= amazing! Fruitcake= what the hell happened? On this episode, we explore the history of some of these old-ass cakes, and learn how powerful Johnny Carson was...

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