Evolution Failed Us

Evolution Failed Us

By Avery LunsfordComedy
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Evolution Failed Us episodes

  • Love, Peace & F*** Aglets

    Do pandas deserve to exist? Is PETA all that bad? This week we find out the real reason why Avery refuses to wear shoes like a normal human being. 

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    27 min
  • The Most Inconvenient Burglar

    Health insurance, car accidents and not taking our new career paths seriously. Just another good day at the office

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    artwork by @yosarianhavoc

    36 min
  • Coke with a side of Anarchy

    Avery is about to start some late summer reading, meanwhile the boys are running out of ideas so what do we do? Turn to tik tok

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    Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on instagram.

    25 min
  • Hot-Headed P90X

    P90X commercials, man caves, nerdy stuff, and the boys try a hot sauce that lights their mouths on fire.


    Artwork done by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    41 min
  • Matching Car Tattoos

    This week Avery gets insecure and Trace starts his journey as an actor. Check out our YouTube channel of the same name for a new short film coming soon!

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    Artwork @yosarianhavoc on Insta

    35 min
  • It's Not Delivery, It's Clones

    The boys go into male genitalia artwork, Avery dives deep into an interesting Door Dash encounter and almost loses a loved one because of it. Trace is scared of Avery cloning himself and doesn't know federal law. Follow our socials @evolutionfailedus

    Artwork done by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    24 min
  • Its Not A Prank Bro

    Avery fakes his death to start a new podcast with a talking car. Trace pushes his edgy boundry.

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    Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    24 min
  • Non-Romantic Therapy

    Avery has covered himself in glue and is now stuck to the ceiling, how long can we record till he passes out. 

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    Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on Instagram

    51 min
  • Step Moms Calendar

    Why are step moms hot now? What is the hardest sport? Can male birth control revolutionize the world? Listen on as we vaguely touch these subjects and offer mild insight at best.

    Artwork by @yosarianhavoc on twitter. 


    44 min

About Evolution Failed Us

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Follow the cataclysmic tale of two friends as they journey across America seeking salvation and refuge. ....Or just sit in their apartment drinking spouting obscenities.