ExoSquad Goals

RIGHT!?!

Who let the dogs out? Who? Phaeton when he put all his trust in the Neo Megas! Torres is on a tear with Eve and the Resistance, while Shiva realizes that politics are just not his thing. In this episode: Zombies, movie ideas, zeppelins and more!

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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Seriously, look at that chin

When Ball Chin makes the ship go boom, it's up to Able Squad to bring the Pirates to justice! A rip roaring romp through Port Chaos ensues, and we get some great team building moments. In this episode: Algernon is phoning it in, mustache twirling, and more! Also, stay for a 5 minute bit on "Burn Notice" at the end. Characters welcome.

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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Wolf B, in the house, said Bronski's in the house! It's the Bronski show! That means crash landings, hard drinking, prison camps, tasty sammies, and death marches! Will Nara and Marsala ever kiss? Who keeps a sandwich in their pocket anyway?

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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"My superior Neosapien intellect allows me to give zero fucks. Giving fucks is a human weakness." - This guy, probably.

CHUMP TROOPS! The Exo pod is down on these dudes, but we're all about their shiny armor wearing, big gun carrying, scramble chip frying ways. These guys really have the best dialogue don't they? We also meet a Neo Mega. This dude isn't that bad, but the way he keep saying, "Did I do that?" gets SUPER annoying. In this episode: droopy dogs, nerds run wild, and RYAN'S FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE SHOW.  You've been warned!

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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Cowabunga! When the Exo-dudes get a ticket to the big surf competition, they have to raise money to get to the party! Thing is, old man Shiva wants to harsh their mellow. Also, they have to liberate a prison camp in order to prove that they are BAD ENOUGH DUDES TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT. In this episode: Burritos, Demolition Man, and Exosquad.

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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HEY GUUUUURRRRRRRL

When one of our Exo-Friends tries to curb stomp a pirate, the fate of the alliance comes into doubt. Will a life debt be paid? Will a life be lost? Why is Simbaca so ripped? Seriously, that guy is huge. There's a shot in here where his right hand is bigger than another Pirate's torso. I mean, DUDE. Also in this episode: careless whispers, SPACE YALTA, and cloning etiquette.

Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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NERF'D

SPIES EVERYWHERE! Well, mainly just in the pirate fleet. When there's intrigue about, our Exo-detectives are on the case, but oh snap, it's also training day for the Pirates! Can Marsh whip these recruits into shape? Will Barca get away with it? Will we forget to mention a B list character dying?

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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Sorry folks, real life got the best of us! We'll be back next week with some of that sweet new Exo-content!

Yes, but what about the NEXT battle?

Tethys is a methys! The Exo-tourage are still in negotiations to land the big free agents, but an interested party in the form of Typhonus is looking to ruin their day! In this episode: the practicalities of using concrete and rebar as a sledgehammer, sex barge etiquette, and whether pirates surrender.

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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This is for Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights

When JT and The Leon have to go make friends with the Pirate Clans, a deadly game of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" breaks out. Will our Exo-Contestants win a message from Barca on their answering machines, or will Typhonus show up and ruin everything, like he usually does. On this episode: fashion choices of the Neosapien Empire, the taste of scenery, and the hyper capitalistic nature of the Human Empire, and their need for disposable, cheap labor.

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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